10 Pretty Good Rules

[MadDogDriver]

1. Where you sit determines what you see.
2. It's generally better to ask for forgiveness than permission.
3. Hindsight is 20/20.
4. It's never as good or as bad as first reported.
5. Leaders aren't authorized morale.
6. The sun doesn't shine on the same dog all the time.
7. Don't argue with an idiot.
8. Don't fight a bear in his own cave.
9. Don't wrestle with a pig, he likes it and you get dirty.
10. 6 Steps to programatic development:

1. Wild Enthusiasm.
2. Confusion.
3. Disenchantment.
4. Search for the guilty.
5. Punishment of the innocent.
6. Promotion of the non-participant.

I wish I knew who the author was, but I consider them oh so true and timeless like the sayings of Sun Tzu.

Enjoy!

 

[BTDT]

Another...Don't get into a puking contest with a buzzard.

 

[ToadHill]

From my old boss. "Don't get into a pi$$ing contest with a skunk, you may win but no one smells worth a dam when it's over."

 

[rox]

Een a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while...

 

[IH3444]

"Better to remain silent, and thought a fool. Then to speak out and remove all doubt"

 

[RobertN]

Don't tug on Supermans cape
Don't spit in to the wind
Don't take the mask off the old Lone Ranger
Don't mess around with Slim

Sounds like a song

Oh, Don't eat yellow snow

 

[mjarrels]

MadDog,

You have it right!

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