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There is no point in arguing with dirty people. I should know better. They never listen, and it makes them very angry. "My dog's...

I'm an idiot, but you're wiping your rear end with your skin? Man, you need to look into the way germs work. Rinsing your behind is...

In case anyone wants to know, a Toto toilet can swallow a KILO of poop. That's 2.2 pounds, people. Paper doesn't scare a Toto. Don't...

I can't believe you are serious. You must have some really dry poops, my man. My septic tank can drop dead. I am not smearing my hand...

My wife had a normal delivery. I have not had the courage to add up the post-insurance cost, but I am guessing $30,000 for prenatal...

Emissions devices are so great, but somehow lots of people want to get pre-emissions tractors, and nobody sold their pre-emissions...

Trimming hedges can be easy with the right equipment:

I am thinking about the claim that emissions systems are good for 60,000 cycles. Has anyone else here ever replaced a "15,000-hour"...

This is why we have epidemics.

Nope. Never.

Dude. You're wiping with your hand.

Repair instead of Replace Maintain to Extend service life Do my own lawn and garden Never had cable… avoid monthly fees and...

I have wasted a lot of money in my life, but I try not to. It's sometimes hard to decide what is waste and what is simply not being too...

Wife will not drink tap water at home without running it through filter. Always thought parent’s well water tasted the best.

Sometimes water out of the garden hose tastes the best...