Recent content by Fuddyduddy1952

I got this years ago at the farm store. I'll run out when I'm 286 y.o.

My Grandfather had motor homes and I traveled a lot with grandparents. He always bought new and from the "factory". I couldn't believe how they were made. One had 3/8" rubber fuel line everywhere, gas tanks to pumps & carburetor and before a long trip he asked a local garage to replace...

When someone asks for my wife's I.D. I say I can vouch for her.[emoji38] True story: My wife & I always interested in paranormal things so we went to Roswell New Mexico (Area 51). At a museum I bought this I.D. card. At home I got a splinter in my hand, we couldn't get it out so I went to a...

Nowadays it could be lot chameleon

The problem is men have two heads and choose the woman using the wrong head. Women choose a man for security and everything is based on emotion. When a man gives a woman a plant she hopes it's a flower because he loves her. When a woman gives a man a plant he hopes it's a tomato because it's...

[emoji848] I would've said "I'm saving it for Cleopatra"[emoji16]

I thought the cake was to take back to the hotel for the honeymoon. [emoji3059][emoji39]

When someone is talking nonstop: "Who put a nickel in you?". (Nowadays it would be a dollar)[emoji849]

"Can't win for losin' " A hitch in her gitalong A far away place is a "Buxtehude" (germanic)

If not for bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all. That one is appropriate for today when I tried two new hydraulic hoses I ordered. See if you see why the tractor and I got soaked with hydraulic fluid.

Oh we mail order also...but business...bank, major purchases, business matters. We don't drink, so no "American Boy's Club" trips

I'd much rather do everything in person.

Here's my advice to the OP would be to choose a quiet time when you can both sit down and say "I have something very important to discuss with you", and no raised voices, polite each speaking in turn without interruption. I would have phones turned off, etc. This is troubling: "She is frequently...

Couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper bag

I'm thinking whatever works for different people. My wife & I have been together 53 years! To me it's always been each one has the other's best interest at heart. An example was at first I was working for a company and she said I was too good for that, open our own business and we did. She...