You Know You Are Old When

[masseyrider]

I'm actually less mad than I use to be. And god help anyone that thinks they are going to rob me or anything. They have no idea what they walked into.

Yeah, if you go overboard that life sentence you would have to serve isn't that much of a threat anymore.
Getting up at 6am, 3 squares, a little TV and in bed early wouldn't be that much of a change.

 

[MossRoad]

View attachment 4554145You mean like this?

 

[scootr]

Yes but double knot those laces

 

[Alan46]

I'm actually less mad than I use to be. And god help anyone that thinks they are going to rob me or anything. They have no idea what they walked into.

Is it a **** storm?

 

[masseyrider]

Surprise, surprise, surprise.
I woke up again.
Time for some brekky.

 

[MossRoad]

Surprise, surprise, surprise.
I woke up again.
Time for some brekky.

I read that in Gomer Pyle's voice.

 

[dnw64]

So if none of the above applies, does that mean you're NOT old? Or just that you don't remember how they apply?

I'm going with the former.

 

[scootr]

If you're washing dishes that you realize you have eaten off of for 60 yrs You might be old

 

[MossRoad]

If you're washing dishes that you realize you have eaten off of for 60 yrs You might be old

My wife had a great aunt that told her there were other fish in the sea (referring to me). The aunt died. I got her china!

Now, after 30 years of it sitting in our china hutch, never been used by us once, just decoration, I wonder who had the last laugh; me or the aunt!

My wife decided to get box it up and put in some china from my mom that she likes better.... but I'll bet we never use that, either.

 

[masseyrider]

My wife had a great aunt that told her there were other fish in the sea (referring to me). The aunt died. I got her china!

Now, after 30 years of it sitting in our china hutch, never been used by us once, just decoration, I wonder who had the last laugh; me or the aunt!

My wife decided to get box it up and put in some china from my mom that she likes better.... but I'll bet we never use that, either.

Yup!
I have a bunch of it from Ma.
Never use it but would feel guilty getting rid of it.