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[scootr]

Post great or funny things you would buy ....if you could.

 

[kenmbz]

6.5M views · 60K reactions | This Chinese-made SPT laser cannon can cut down trees and branches from a distance of 300 meters—no climbing, no chainsaws, just precise, remote-controlled power. It’s fast, efficient, and even shuts off automatically for

This Chinese-made SPT laser cannon can cut down trees and branches from a distance of 300 meters—no climbing, no chainsaws, just precise, remote-controlled power. It’s fast, efficient, and even shuts...

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Laser, trees, what could go wrong?

and for weed control:

Flamethrower — The Boring Company

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[bdhsfz6]

This 5 person submarine:

The Five Person Exploration Submarine

This is the five-person submersible that can descend to a depth of 656' for accessing reefs, wrecks, and rare underwater species. It keeps all explorers safe inside a climate-controlled 3 1/4"-thick acrylic pressure sphere that enables conversation, unlike SCUBA diving. The craft meets all the...

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A steal at just $2,700,000 !

It's actually on sale now. With the money I save, I could buy myself an ocean to use it in !

 

[scootr]

39M views · 670K reactions | Oh Madonna! Even after 1,200 flights, our team members still get goose bumps every time the Jetson ONE flies by. Never gets old, never gets boring. Here is your ultimate recreational 'jetski-in-the-sky'. This is no longe

Oh Madonna! Even after 1,200 flights, our team members still get goose bumps every time the Jetson ONE flies by. Never gets old, never gets boring. Here is your ultimate recreational...

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[scootr]

Seems the ideal Fathers Day gift is an amphibious arm chair with laser and flamethrower that flies... and has a cup holder.

 

[kenmbz]

39M views · 670K reactions | Oh Madonna! Even after 1,200 flights, our team members still get goose bumps every time the Jetson ONE flies by. Never gets old, never gets boring. Here is your ultimate recreational 'jetski-in-the-sky'. This is no longe

Oh Madonna! Even after 1,200 flights, our team members still get goose bumps every time the Jetson ONE flies by. Never gets old, never gets boring. Here is your ultimate recreational...

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Bet those blades could do some damage.
Maybe good fro brush control

 

[Engineer42]

This 5 person submarine:
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The Five Person Exploration Submarine

This is the five-person submersible that can descend to a depth of 656' for accessing reefs, wrecks, and rare underwater species. It keeps all explorers safe inside a climate-controlled 3 1/4"-thick acrylic pressure sphere that enables conversation, unlike SCUBA diving. The craft meets all the...

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A steal at just $2,700,000 !

It's actually on sale now. With the money I save, I could buy myself an ocean to use it in !

Yeah,well, the last experimental submarine that was in the news didn't fair so well.

I'll pass.

 

[Eagle1]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1978161565800312856

 

[scootr]

Those jet boats look like fun. I think a helmet and life jacket might be appropriate wear.

 

[Suburban Plowboy]

Really big excavator. New.

 

[scootr]

Really big excavator. New.

Pictures or it won't happen

 

[Suburban Plowboy]

It didn't happen! I thought this was a thread about what we WOULD get.

 

[Suburban Plowboy]

Oh, wait. WON'T.

If only it were that easy.

 

[CliffordK]

Those jet boats look like fun. I think a helmet and life jacket might be appropriate wear.

Just don't get one of those boats with a half dozen big outboard engines on the back that some president seems to think one should just blow up without warning down in the Caribbean.

 

[Molalla1]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1978161565800312856

Oh yes! But a few more creature comforts would be needed by me , seat, got to be a "little" longer (i'm 6'1'') and I'm 82 . . .

 

[scootr]

Oh yes! But a few more creature comforts would be needed by me , seat, got to be a "little" longer (i'm 6'1'') and I'm 82 . . .

82! You would need some sort of crane or conveyor belt to on and off the thing

 

[Jstpssng]

Oh, wait. WON'T.

If only it were that easy.

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When you get it can I borrow it?

 

[Runner]

If I could, I would like to buy a brand new 1990 Honda Civic Standard Harchback.

 

[Tinhack]

Just don't get one of those boats with a half dozen big outboard engines on the back that some president seems to think one should just blow up without warning down in the Caribbean.

Come on now. The president didn't pull the trigger. And they had plenty of warning. They were told, "Don't even try to transport drugs". If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a drug boat.

 

[Suburban Plowboy]

Sometimes it's easy to tell when someone has zero experience on boats in the islands. I used to fish the Bahamas with my dad. I lived in Miami for many years. I've seen hundreds of go-fast boats.

Florida, the Caribbean, and the Bahamas are packed with fancy boats that go fast, and the vast majority are owned by people like dentists and lawyers, not drug runners. They are great for picking up gold-diggers and impressing materialistic people. Within the law, they are not much good for anything else.

If TRUMP, since the accuser won't type his name, were blowing up boats at random, all sorts of law-abiding people would be dying, and news organizations would be flooding us with photos of innocent victims, and the usual suspects would be filing the usual frivolous impeachment motions.

Drug cartels are infiltrated by all sorts of US informants. They tell our boys who is on which boat. Our navy isn't sinking boats just in case criminals are aboard.

Why does Trump Derangement Syndrome have to pollute every aspect of Internet life? This started out as a nice thread.