You Know You Are Old When

[NoTrespassing]

Another singer who is old is Mick Jagger.
I've always been a Stones fan but his latest (Angry) really shows that it's time to hang it up. I understand that he needs money to support all of his kids, but maybe he could write his memoirs or something.

According to some sources Mick is worth $500 million US, but inflation, you know.

 

[Sigarms]

You know you’re getting old when you can consider taking a crap getting in a workout sometimes…

 

[Jstpssng]

According to some sources Mick is worth $500 million US, but inflation, you know.

I will admit that he makes me nervous. With all of his money, he still has to work at 80 years old. It makes me realize that I will NEVER be able to retire!

 

[Sigarms]

Happened to me the other week at my physical..

You know you’re getting old when you lose a 1/2” on your height and you’re wondering where it went to.

My son is still growing up and I’m starting to grow down

 

[BravoXray]

Happened to me the other week at my physical..

You know you’re getting old when you lose a 1/2” on your height and you’re wondering where it went to.

My son is still growing up and I’m starting to grow down

In the last 30 years, I've gone from 5'11" to 5'9".

 

[LS Tractor Owner]

Yep, shrinking here too! Went from 6'1" to 5'11"..... but I did gain 1/2" back when I got the knee replaced.....

 

[scootr]

You know you're old when it takes a long time to start peeing... and then longer to stop.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

You know you're old when it takes a long time to start peeing... and then longer to stop.

What's odd is I'll have to pee NOW, I mean right now! Yes, 50 years ago it took about 15 seconds...now 15 minutes.
A good friend a few years younger said he pees his pants...I said look forward to pooping them!

 

[MossRoad]

We've seen the Stones 4 times. Twice in the 90s, once in 2015, and once two years ago. All great shows. Thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. The last show was the first after Charlie Watts passed away. They did a nice tribute to him before they started. Several times during the show, they made some self deprecating humor in regards to their age. That's the first time I've seen that in them. It was quite humorous and good to see that they recognize their age, and the gift of longevity. One should be so lucky to be able to run around on stage for a couple hours singing your guts out at age 78 (then). We should all be so lucky.

 

[scootr]

We've seen the Stones 4 times. Twice in the 90s, once in 2015, and once two years ago. All great shows. Thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. The last show was the first after Charlie Watts passed away. They did a nice tribute to him before they started. Several times during the show, they made some self deprecating humor in regards to their age. That's the first time I've seen that in them. It was quite humorous and good to see that they recognize their age, and the gift of longevity. One should be so lucky to be able to run around on stage for a couple hours singing your guts out at age 78 (then). We should all be so lucky.

Hell nobody wanted to hear me sing when I had hair