What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[gsganzer]

I saw these on some shirts recently:
"Corks are for quitters."

"I'm not slurring my words; I'm speaking in cursive."

 

[masseyrider]

Live everyday like it's your last. One day you'll be right.

 

[goeduck]

Full of Piss and Vinegar.

 

[scootr]

For those that know no explanation is necessary, for those that don't know none is possible

 

[masseyrider]

innuendo - an Italian suppository

 

[SouthernSky]

“I do not love my children equally. I love them adequately.”

Rev Jesse Jackson

 

[groundcover]

Full of Piss and Vinegar.

I think I just had some of those pickles!

 

[BravoXray]

It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out.

 

[LightningCamaroGuy]

The one I use the most is, "that's what she said."

 

[WinterDeere]

No "and then"!

 

[goeduck]

The goo in the slough gets mainly on your shoe.

 

[BravoXray]

Don't make me stop this car!

Just wait until your father gets home!

 

[masseyrider]

are we there yet

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Don't drop the soap

 

[Too many Kubotas]

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

 

[sixdogs]

Don't make me stop this car!

Just wait until your father gets home!

That's why we can't have nice things.

 

[BravoXray]

Do you think money grows on trees?

You're not leaving the table until you eat everything on your plate.

 

[JasperFrank]

I you think that your wife is terrible at judging the character of a person, just remember that she picked you.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

My grandfather told me this as a kid. It's well over 100 years old. I handed it in when in grade school, teacher gave me an A.
"Listen, listen...the cat's a pizzin',
Where? Where? Behind the chair;
Run!Run! Get the gun!,
Never mind, she's all done".

 

[WinterDeere]

You're not leaving the table until you eat everything on your plate.

Ho-o-ow can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat?