What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[kenmbz]

Me in a very large conference call about a project that was quite contentious.

Who are we here to talk about again?

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Me, walking into the wrong meeting: "Isn't this the AA meeting?"

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

My Dad telling people we were from Lynchburg...
People: "Oh! Home of Jack Daniel's Whiskey"
Dad: "No, that's Tennessee...Virginia, home of Jerry Falwell and Fleet Enemas".

 

[Creamer]

"Drive fast, take chances, and don't take sh*t from anyone!"

(Used as an alternative to the more typical advice to drive carefully.)

I always liked the bumper sticker "Drive like He11, you'll get there!"

 

[2LaneCruzer]

"Twinkle twinkle one eyed car...we all wonder where you are!"
Burma Shave.

 

[goeduck]

I'd rather be driving a Titleist.

 

[tonyq60]

Forgiveness is easier than permission, likely already in here many times...

I add this,

It does not matter until you catch me.

 

[goeduck]

Catch me if you can

 

[npalen]

"A bird in hand is worth two in the bush."

I would be really surprised if this is first time posted in this thread.

How about "Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness"

 

[SouthernSky]

"A bird in hand is worth two in the bush."

I would be really surprised if this is first time posted in this thread.

How about "Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness"

I always heard it as “A bird in the bush hopefully has a friend in there with her.”

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Here's to America, the land of the push...where a push in the bush is worth two in the hand.

 

[***pappy]

There are various quotes or sayings that I have heard or read during the course of my life, that have captured my attention. Some of these have even influenced my life in some way. One of my favorites is: "What is Honor? Honor is what no man can give you, and what no man can take away. Honor is a man's gift to himself." What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

If your word is no good you are no good

 

[ssgp2]

"Friend, I wouldn't harm thee for all the world, but thou art standing where I am about to shoot."

 

[JasperFrank]

The hardest part of doing nothing all day, is knowing when you are finished.

 

[BravoXray]

It's only money.

(Usually said my someone with lots of money.)

You can never have too many tools or tractors.

 

[JasperFrank]

"If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed." - Mark Twain.

 

[BravoXray]

Close only counts in atom bombs and horseshoes.

 

[Fuddyduddy1952]

Green Acres:

Fred Ziffel:
"Well, I don't need no computer to tell me what to do. I've got Doris."
Hank Kimball:
"She too can be replaced by a computer."
Fred Ziffel:
"Well, I'll drink to that, but not the rest of it."

 

[Helogabals]

 

[Eagle1]

Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.