In eighth grade chemistry class a friend accidently put leftover Winkler One solution in the Winkler Two beaker... the resulting reaction blew up on his face, and sent him on a quick trip to the hospital. Wouldn't you know, I was out sick that day and only heard about it the next day. I didn't miss much school but when I did, it always seemed to be when something happened. 
Tim inevitably went on to become a munitions expert for the Navy.
Tim inevitably went on to become a munitions expert for the Navy.