What's your weather today?

[GeneV]

Some sage advice... keep it in your pants during winter.

Ahhh! Well, now I know.

 

[BravoXray]

My weather today? Cold as a witch's tit, with a wind that will rip your pecker right off. Other than that, it's awesome.

Well for god's sake, keep it in your pants!

 

[ljjhouser]

Some sage advice... keep it in your pants during winter.

Unless the wind rips you pants right off first.

 

[dragoneggs]

Unless the wind rips you pants right off first.

Well there is that! And a good reason not to go 'commando'.

 

[Alan W.]

Snow started about lunch time. We now have a little over 8”.
The roads were heavily salted before it started.
Temp is down to 19 F.
The water main feeding our road developed a 30’ split this morn. So no water from 6 till 2.
All is good.

 

[GeneV]

Well for god's sake, keep it in your pants!

A frigid winter haiku...

fingers numb and stiff with cold, struggling to unzip fly
why does pant leg feel so stiff?
Oh no, too late

 

[mwemaxxowner]

Lately it's anywhere from 30 to 75 (°F), dry as a bone or monsooning, sunny or cloudy, calm or wind gusts that are laying trees down. It's quite a chore to dress properly this time of year!

 

[MinnesotaEric]

I woke up this morning in the coldest place in North America. -41°F. Canada was in the banana belt.

 

[lman]

41 degrees colder than it was here.

 

[Thomas]

1F clear sky no January thaw insight.....yet.