Groan 3; the Sequel

Pixguy · Nov 17, 2021

Pixguy · Nov 17, 2021

i7win7 · Nov 17, 2021

Amish hitchhiker

Pixguy · Nov 17, 2021

i7win7 said:
Amish hitchhiker

Amish rebel.

Yogi05 · Nov 17, 2021

Yogi05 · Nov 17, 2021

alexpops · Nov 17, 2021

i7win7 said:
Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, said, "Officer, I don’t understand, Iwasn’t doing over the speed limit! What did you pull me over for?"

"Ma’am," the officer said, "You should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous".
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the old woman said proudly.
The officer, trying not to laugh, explains that 22 is the route number, not the speed limit. A little embarrassed, the woman smiled and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"Before I go Ma’am, I have to ask, is everyone ok? These women seem badly shaken and haven’t said a word since I pulled you over."
"Oh! they’ll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route142" ...

I actually watched a guy try to use this as a defense in traffic court for speeding on I-95 back when everything was double nickels. After he told the judge "But the sign said 95", the judge looked at him deadpan & replied "Well thank God the officer got you before you got to SR 451. $200 plus court costs. Next case."