Groan 3; the Sequel
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This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent.
The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly." "Good", the doctor said, "now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing."
The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly." "Good", the doctor said, "now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing."
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that only a hundie
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you wanna see something creepy?
In the Phillipeans, i guess manila?, there are some odd laws regarding the ownership and maintenance of the grounds of cemeteries.
i've never been but, Apparently there is lots of poverty and homelessness in manila. some people got nowhere to live so......
many homeless live in cemeteries and according to the pbs show i was watching, there is nothing anyone can do. reminds me of homeless folks here living under hwy overpasses where no one has any ownership or authority.
the creepy part was. 5 years after you die they dig you up and your family becomes responsible for the remains.....which almost no one picks up so....the cemetery is full of piles of human bones and thats what the homeless kids play with.
Roll The Bones
See, it can always get worse.
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took me a minute
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Did anyone notice her feet?
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I guess there really is a bigfoot
czechsonofagun
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I was driving home late one night after spending a few weeks in New York, Vermont, or one of those other places I used to work.
After working 1/2 day then driving 10 hours I was tired and looking forward to getting home. About 10 miles out I came up behind a slow moving car so pulled out to pass him. All of a sudden I heard a chainsaw revving... WTF!?!?!?! Then I realized that the driver thought we were racing and what I heard was the megaphone on the rear. PFFT! Replace that washing machine motor with an engine and we'll talk about it. Detroit may have their problems but at least they still put engines in their trucks.
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Pixguy
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Depends on whether her feet are warm or cold when getting into bed.I dont see it as a dealbreaker but it would take a little gettin use to.
George2615
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With feet that large it depends whether its a he or a she more than if hot or cold.
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