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[Pixguy]

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

 

[Frankenkubota]

I want a haircut like this
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be careful what you ask for

that guys got eyes in the back of his head!

 

[GolfAddict]

And the other guy has one eye in the back of his.

 

[Xfaxman]

 

[Wood_Butcher_Dav]

While sitting here eating my apple....

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple?



Finding a half of worm!

 

[czechsonofagun]

"If you wear two swimsuits you can pee in a pool this summer"

Dr Anthony Fauci

 

[czechsonofagun]

 

[Pixguy]

If a man walks in the woods and says something and his wife isn't there to hear him say it, is he still wrong?

 

[Pixguy]

I've recently been taken poles and found out 100% of the occupants were angry with me when their tent collapsed.

 

[i7win7]

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