What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

/ What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,083  
Saw this on the Internet.

Don't p___ on my back and tell me it's raining.

I can just imagine J.R. Ewing saying something like that.
 
/ What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,084  
"If you don't like it, you can lump it."
 
/ What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,085  
"Make like a tree and leave"

"Make like a horn and blow"

"Make like a puddle and dry up"

etc., etc....
 
/ What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,088  
Thanks for that. Hope it doesn't violate censorship guidelines.
 
/ What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,090  
Don't force it, get a bigger hammer.
 
/ What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,091  
Tighten it until it breaks and stop just before
 
/ What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,092  
Will Rogers on making money in the stock market:

Don’t gamble! Take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
 
/ What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,094  
Will Rogers on making money in the stock market:

Don’t gamble! Take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.

Sort of reminds me of something a boss once told me —- “that’s a fantastic idea - as long as it works”.

MoKelly
 
/ What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,095  
For some it's easy to make a small fortune in the stock market...just start with a large fortune...!
 
/ What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,096  
Are we having fun yet? - Zippy
 
/ What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,097  
For some it's easy to make a small fortune in the stock market...just start with a large fortune...!

Kinda like they say about raising horses:

How to become a millionaire raising horses...start with a billion.
 
/ What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,098  
Trying to get the campfire started, after hiking 20 miles into the back of beyond. "None of these matches work. I don't understand, because I tested each one myself before we left."
 
/ What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #5,100  
A boat is a hole in the water that you pour money into...!
 

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