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   / Plasma/Hair Cutting And Pumpkin Carving. #2  
Smart guy. He should be procreating instead of masturbating.
 
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Maybe smarter than you think. :laughing: His wife doesn't exactly seem like a bowl of cherries.
 
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I guess I missed the joke about him procreating, but it's pretty impressive how he puts that stuff together, I thought. I also thought he and his wife had pretty keen senses of humor too. (What'd I miss?)
 
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I guess I missed the joke about him procreating, but it's pretty impressive how he puts that stuff together, I thought. I also thought he and his wife had pretty keen senses of humor too. (What'd I miss?)

Yeah, too cryptic. I hear that a lot.

In this case, "procreating" is a metaphor for using his talent to advance society. "masturbating" is a metaphor for using his talent to please only himself.
 
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Now I understand better. If we hadn't been masturbating (when a bunch of people do it, I like the term mass-debating) we probably wouldn't be on fossil fuels any more. Don't get me wrong. I grew up with oil and am (selfishly) not much interested in changing.
 

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