What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,443  
"One political faction's ideal world would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has guns. And believe it or not, such a place does indeed already exist: It's called Prison."
~Sheriff Joe Arpaio~

Joe was in office when I lived in Phoenix. He used to boast that he could feed and house prisoners cheaper than the pound keeps dogs.

I'm not sure if that's a good thing, or not?
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,444  
Joe was in office when I lived in Phoenix. He used to boast that he could feed and house prisoners cheaper than the pound keeps dogs.

I'm not sure if that's a good thing, or not?

I guess that it depends on whether you view inmates as humans.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,445  
Sometimes a few of then act less than human.....
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,446  
I can't remember if I said this one already but I first heard it in the 50s when I was a kid and we were visiting our relatives in the Ozarks. The roads were very poor then and most creeks had low water crossings instead of bridges.

So when someone would say something like "see you in church on Sunday", the typical answer was "the good Lord willing and the creeks don't rise".
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,447  
^^^^^I've heard that saying many times, but until now never really knew what it meant.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,449  
Only one member of family will be allowed to go shopping due to the pandemic. Husband says we will take turns. So we will eat one day drink ourselves stupid the next.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,450  
^^^^^I've heard that saying many times, but until now never really knew what it meant.

For most of my life, we've had a creek that crosses our driveway that is susceptible to flooding, so that saying always made perfect sense to me.

Another one is, "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." A young horse has short front teeth that come out perpendicular to the jaw. As the horse gets old, the front teeth get longer, and they are angled towards the front of the mouth.

It would be rude to "look a gift horse in the mouth" to assess its age and value. You should just say, "Thank you for the horse."

Of course, it's an old saying from a time when any horse has value. If nothing else, it could help feed the family over winter.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,451  
Once you're over the hill...you pick up speed...!
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,453  
For most of my life, we've had a creek that crosses our driveway that is susceptible to flooding, so that saying always made perfect sense to me.

Another one is, "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." A young horse has short front teeth that come out perpendicular to the jaw. As the horse gets old, the front teeth get longer, and they are angled towards the front of the mouth.

It would be rude to "look a gift horse in the mouth" to assess its age and value. You should just say, "Thank you for the horse."

Of course, it's an old saying from a time when any horse has value. If nothing else, it could help feed the family over winter.

That last one I did understand, probably from growing up around my father and grandfather who farmed with horses until after the depression.

Or it could be just from watching Gunsmoke and Little House on the Prairie. :D
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,454  
If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

I'm sure this has been mentioned at least once, but of course I didn't heed that advice AGAIN, last night. :banghead:
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,455  
Did you try and tune your new rig with a small screwdriver? Make sure non of the ferrite slugs in those coils were loose! lol

I will never forget a friend, sitting around on a saturday watching wrestling, playing with his rifle scope. Something possessed him to open it, and good thing because he found a cob web in there that he poked out with his finger. The rectical was a bent cartoonish thing after that. lol
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,456  
If it's got ***** or an engine sooner or later its going to give you problems.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,457  
I have acquired my own ***** and am just waiting some day for the doctor entering the room with that sad look on his face. In my case, her, face.
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,458  
Promises Made, Promises Kept. How RARE is that today?
 
   / What is your favorite Quote or Saying? #4,459  
I have acquired my own ***** and am just waiting some day for the doctor entering the room with that sad look on his face. In my case, her, face.


So I told my golf buddy, if your uncle had ***** he'd be your aunt.

To that he said, my uncle has *****! For some reason that cracked me up!
 

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