Sort of a quote...
Funniest line I’ve ever heard in the movies.
History of the World, Mel Brooks.
Ancient Rome, Mel Brooks and entourage waiting in line at the Unemployment office. And waiting....finally his turn st the window.
Can’t remember the gal who played the govt. bureaucrat at the unemployment office but she nailed it. She never looked up, just started spouting questions with that pleasant attitude.
Why are you here?
Where do you live?
How long have you been out of work?
Etc etc
Then she asks....what was your occupation? To that. Question he proudly bows up and says,
I am a stand up philosopher.
She doesn’t miss a beat. She immediately responds, very loudly,
A BULL****TER!
I almost died.
Then she goes into all the ridiculous questions. Stand up philosopher!
