Toilet paper

[Citydude]

More humane than wasp spray to the face and then a beating with a baseball bat? Probably.

Aaron Z

Yeah, one could assume that.

 

[Gary Fowler]

I have been using this 2 holer for a long time, and thankful for it.

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That was one of the things my wife insisted on when we built our retirement home, a bidet.

 

[MossRoad]

More humane than wasp spray to the face and then a beating with a baseball bat? Probably.

Aaron Z

Oh, I don't know.... depends how bad the guy wants to live once he realized he's screwed.

 

[RalphVa]

Ready to go poop.

Ralph

 

[Peter 315]

I've got that tattooed on my knuckles.

Funny........:laughing:

 

[MossRoad]

Funny........:laughing:

I had to use some of my toes...

 

[ovrszd]

Have you ever been attacked with malice and cruelty? Toes will be the least of your worries.

 

[Diggin It]

Didja'all know we had a toilet paper smiley here?

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We can make a 12 pack whenever we need one!!!

 

[txdon]

Didja'all know we had a toilet paper smiley here?

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We can make a 12 pack whenever we need one!!!

Will it work with a 3D printer?

 

[goeduck]

Will it work with a 3D printer?

If it does, it would be like printing money right now!

 

[Gunny]

Could you just have someone fax you a roll?

 

[RalphVa]

Duct tape won't fix it.

Ralph

 

[goeduck]

I wonder if lining your underwear with TP provides extra protection to those around you.....

In a lengthy and seemingly humorous yet serious article on its WeChat account, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) of Tongzhou district in Beijing clarified that farts, normally, do not constitute another transmission route of COVID-19, unless someone takes a good and rather close sniff of gas from a pantless patient.

 

[k0ua]

I wonder if lining your underwear with TP provides extra protection to those around you.....

In a lengthy and seemingly humorous yet serious article on its WeChat account, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) of Tongzhou district in Beijing clarified that farts, normally, do not constitute another transmission route of COVID-19, unless someone takes a good and rather close sniff of gas from a pantless patient.

Lets all try to refrain from doing that from now on. I know to many it is a pastime, but you may have to forego it in these trying times.

 

[YanmarFever]

Lets all try to refrain from doing that from now on. I know to many it is a pastime, but you may have to forego it in these trying times.

Is that called brown nosing ?

 

[Wagtail]

Lets all try to refrain from doing that from now on. I know to many it is a pastime, but you may have to forego it in these trying times.

Sage advice. ath: