Toilet paper

[k0ua]

You got me. I always prefer it rolled out rather than in. But then we don't have a house cat.

If you have a "good kitty" they don't ever do that. Only "bad cats" do that. Here is a trick to turn a "bad cat" into a "good kitty". Use a squirt bottle filled with water and catch them in the act and douse em. They learn real quick. Kitties just need guidance like children. They learn real fast. Faster than kids.

 

[k0ua]

And I wonder outloud, how many of those buyers wanted to repeal our 2nd Amendment rights previously???

I would bet almost all. I saw them lined up about 3 blocks long on one store in California. That is where they got to learn about the 10 day waiting period.

 

[ovrszd]

I would bet almost all. I saw them lined up about 3 blocks long on one store in California. That is where they got to learn about the 10 day waiting period.

Very ironic indeed.

 

[Steppenwolfe]

To those of you using TP to wipe your butt and nothing else.
Quit.
Your aversion to not touching yourself "down there" is a big problem.
The dry TP will eventually rub the rectal skin raw and open it up to infection and possibly even cancer. Want to wear a bag for the rest of your life at some point?
There's water in the toilet basin. Raise the seat, sit on the commode, flush the crap out to get fresh water there. Use your hand to splash water onto your rectum. Then use the hand to really wash that rectum. When finished, just use a washable hand towel to dry off. No TP needed.
Been doing this for years (using TP to dry, not the wash cloth). Have not had a rectal bleeding problem since. Bleeding was caused by dry wiping until really really clean. Cannot stand the pain or itching of not being clean. Water will do it better.

Ralph

I have gutted a deer and not gagged this much... Disgusting. :ill:

 

[Steppenwolfe]

And I wonder outloud, how many of those buyers wanted to repeal our 2nd Amendment rights previously???

Probably none. What's your point?

 

[Molalla1]

If you have a "good kitty" they don't ever do that. Only "bad cats" do that. Here is a trick to turn a "bad cat" into a "good kitty". Use a squirt bottle filled with water and catch them in the act and douse em. They learn real quick. Kitties just need guidance like children. They learn real fast. Faster than kids.

:laughing: Not only that, they hate water.

 

[MossRoad]

You got me. I always prefer it rolled out rather than in. But then we don't have a house cat.

Me too. Once the cat stopped fussing with it, we put it back to the proper orientation! :laughing:

 

[/pine]

Me too. Once the cat stopped fussing with it, we put it back to the proper orientation! :laughing:

Instigator...!

 

[goeduck]

I scored a 6 pack of TP today :thumbsup: Limit was 1

 

[Diggin It]

I hear people are stacking it up in front of their doors and windows to keep the bug out.

 

[Diggin It]

How did Polly Tickles get into a thread on TP?