Toilet paper

[RalphVa]

To those of you using TP to wipe your butt and nothing else.
Quit.
Your aversion to not touching yourself "down there" is a big problem.
The dry TP will eventually rub the rectal skin raw and open it up to infection and possibly even cancer. Want to wear a bag for the rest of your life at some point?
There's water in the toilet basin. Raise the seat, sit on the commode, flush the crap out to get fresh water there. Use your hand to splash water onto your rectum. Then use the hand to really wash that rectum. When finished, just use a washable hand towel to dry off. No TP needed.
Been doing this for years (using TP to dry, not the wash cloth). Have not had a rectal bleeding problem since. Bleeding was caused by dry wiping until really really clean. Cannot stand the pain or itching of not being clean. Water will do it better.

Ralph

 

[YanmarFever]

To those of you using TP to wipe your butt and nothing else.
Quit.
Your aversion to not touching yourself "down there" is a big problem.
The dry TP will eventually rub the rectal skin raw and open it up to infection and possibly even cancer. Want to wear a bag for the rest of your life at some point?
There's water in the toilet basin. Raise the seat, sit on the commode, flush the crap out to get fresh water there. Use your hand to splash water onto your rectum. Then use the hand to really wash that rectum. When finished, just use a washable hand towel to dry off. No TP needed.
Been doing this for years (using TP to dry, not the wash cloth). Have not had a rectal bleeding problem since. Bleeding was caused by dry wiping until really really clean. Cannot stand the pain or itching of not being clean. Water will do it better.

Ralph

Ralph if we ever meet face to face please dont shake my hand !

 

[John White]

First it was a shortage of ammo, now toilet paper. If we keep printing up $$ soon we can use it for toilet paper.

 

[Peter 315]

First it was a shortage of ammo, now toilet paper. If we keep printing up $$ soon we can use it for toilet paper.

Ammo again, go look sold out at most places all the cheap stuff (9mm)

 

[fried1765]

Ralph if we ever meet face to face please dont shake my hand !

It is a custom in some Arab nations to not shake right hands for that very reason!

 

[KennyG]

It is a custom in some Arab nations to not shake right hands for that very reason!

No, they use the left hand in the bathroom, so shaking hands is OK.

 

[dalola]

This clearly falls under the category of TMI.....

 

[MarkF48]

It is a custom in some Arab nations to not shake right hands for that very reason!

I was in Libya in the late 60's dismantling an airbase we had there when Gaddafi was taking over. There were facilities (basically a running water trench through an enclosed structure) where the citizens would take care of business and subsequently rinse their hands in large bowls of water which I assumed was changed often. I believe it was the religion that forbade them to allow a 'foreign' substance such as toilet paper to touch their body.

 

[orezok]

 

[Peter 315]

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Funny...:thumbsup:

 

[ruffdog]

"Then use the hand to really wash that rectum"

.....and people wonder why Howie Mandel never wants to touch other people....:number1:

 

[rswyan]

To those of you using TP to wipe your butt and nothing else.
Quit.
Your aversion to not touching yourself "down there" is a big problem.
The dry TP will eventually rub the rectal skin raw and open it up to infection and possibly even cancer. Want to wear a bag for the rest of your life at some point?
There's water in the toilet basin. Raise the seat, sit on the commode, flush the crap out to get fresh water there. Use your hand to splash water onto your rectum. Then use the hand to really wash that rectum. When finished, just use a washable hand towel to dry off. No TP needed.
Been doing this for years (using TP to dry, not the wash cloth). Have not had a rectal bleeding problem since. Bleeding was caused by dry wiping until really really clean. Cannot stand the pain or itching of not being clean. Water will do it better.

Ralph

:thumbsup:

 

[drssg]

The OP might appreciate one of these. They make TP obsolete.

Why aren't we all using Japanese toilets?

 

[stuckmotor]

I went to Wal-Mart around 2:00 AM hoping to beat the morning crowd to the toilet paper. The toilet paper shelves were empty.

 

[lman]

I went to Wal-Mart around 2:00 AM hoping to beat the morning crowd to the toilet paper. The toilet paper shelves were empty.

Wow. It's too bad there's so many idiots buying toilet paper when they still have some at home. Bad timing that you ran out, guess you'll have to use newspaper.

 

[Deere Dude]

To those of you using TP to wipe your butt and nothing else.
Quit.
Your aversion to not touching yourself "down there" is a big problem.
The dry TP will eventually rub the rectal skin raw and open it up to infection and possibly even cancer. Want to wear a bag for the rest of your life at some point?
There's water in the toilet basin. Raise the seat, sit on the commode, flush the crap out to get fresh water there. Use your hand to splash water onto your rectum. Then use the hand to really wash that rectum. When finished, just use a washable hand towel to dry off. No TP needed.
Been doing this for years (using TP to dry, not the wash cloth). Have not had a rectal bleeding problem since. Bleeding was caused by dry wiping until really really clean. Cannot stand the pain or itching of not being clean. Water will do it better.

Ralph

Hard to unvisualize that, but I am trying.

 

[stuckmotor]

Wow. It's too bad there's so many idiots buying toilet paper when they still have some at home. Bad timing that you ran out, guess you'll have to use newspaper.

I didn't run out. I was one of the idiots trying to stock up.

 

[SimS]

X2 on the Japanese toilet. We love it and the septic system gets way less TP too. Win, win.

SimS

 

[John White]

If this keeps up, maybe the farmers will have a market for their corn cobs, or bring back the old Sears catalog.

 

[Bird]

Yep, I'm old enough to remember when we put the Sears Roebuck and Montgomery Ward catalogs in the outhouse, so we had plenty of paper. In those days my folks never bought toilet tissue. Now, like most folks, I've stocked up on paper products this past week, but it just dawned on me that I get enough junk mail that we'll have plenty of paper even if we run out of the genuine toilet tissue.