Me exactly

[RalphVa]

Ralph

 

[Industrial Toys]

I HATE the heat and live on a BIG property (and have an EWS early warning system for intruders) , so that's not too far off some days.

 

[Alan W.]

Unfortunately some people get a little uptight about ya being naked on ya own property.
My wife is one of them.

 

[oosik]

I swim naked in my lake. It has surprised a few folks who come to visit unannounced. Oh, well - so be it.

 

[Wagtail]

I really couldn't... the UV rays are brutal down here, even when it's cloud covered like today (Index of 10).

15 minutes with no protection and you'd be cooked.

 

[Alan W.]

When the leaves are on the trees ya cant see my place from the road.
Wife came home from work I was a sittin on the front porch. She told me I was crazy.
Im ok with that.

 

[Industrial Toys]

Nothing like sitting on ones own porch on a weekend morning, enjoying a coffee in ones underware. I would rather live in a shack and do that, then live in a mansion where I have to hide inside.

UV rays? How about Naked and a large brimmed hat?

 

[hawkeye08]

I enjoyed our freedoms when we moved out here, but too many houses around now... at least one neighbor is uppity snob that is better than anyone else..

 

[Wagtail]

UV rays? How about Naked and a large brimmed hat?

Not even a sombrero would provide enough long term protection to enjoy the 'experience'.

You'd have to stay in one spot... which is an embuggerance 'cause the sun's angle is always changing.

 

[desertdog71]

I'd prefer the skeeters not bite my johnson but to each their own.

 

[metalbender]

Buddy of mine sunburned his while doing camping in a secluded spot at the lake. Not a happy experience when back on the tractor.

 

[Molalla1]

Ralph

:laughing: Ralph . . . yep! Every year.

 

[Molalla1]

I really couldn't... the UV rays are brutal down here, even when it's cloud covered like today (Index of 10).

15 minutes with no protection and you'd be cooked.

Really that much difference down under?

When the leaves are on the trees ya cant see my place from the road.
Wife came home from work I was a sittin on the front porch. She told me I was crazy.
Im ok with that.

I'm sure she ended OK with that . . .

 

[Wagtail]

Really that much difference down under?

It is in Tassie... way down South.

The mainland gets a bit better the more North you go. The ozone layer is thinner closer to Antarctica.

 

[CobyRupert]

When the leaves are on the trees ya cant see my place from the road.
Wife came home from work I was a sittin on the front porch. She told me I was crazy.
Im ok with that.

:thumbsup:

One summer day wife and I are out trimming branches, she had to go inside house for a minute so I continued trimming branches with chainsaw. I always wear protective chaps (you know where this story is going right?). Yep, I decided it was too hot to be wearing pants underneath them, so I fixed that. Pretty funny when she came back as she didn't notice for a few minutes as we continued trimming and collecting branches....until I eventually turned around.
(Yeah, let that image burn into your brain) :laughing:

 

[GeneV]

CobyRupert, I'm thinking Village People...macho macho man.

Anyways, but yeh, summertime, if I'm just mowing, I just got a pair of shorts on. Gotta work on that tan!

 

[Industrial Toys]

I have gotten a bad burn, scantily dressed Welding! Learned my lesson on that one for sure.

Mayb a gyro/computer controlled hat that is always in the right spot. I could see that in one of those magazines with the unique/overpriced stuff.

 

[joeyd]

I'd prefer the skeeters not bite my johnson but to each their own.

That's why I live where there aren't any skeeters. :thumbsup:

 

[Industrial Toys]

You get to a certain age and anything that makes it swell up might not be a bad thing.

 

[Jstpssng]

This just leads me to post this again... it made national news some 22 years ago.

Shirley's daughter, Desiree, enjoyed getting up on her mom's riding mower to combine cutting the grass with getting a seamless tan.

Thompson peered through her hedge and was horrified, then complained to police

WOMEN ARE DISCREET AND WISE, AND MOST ARE IN BETTER SHAPE THAN MEN. - Chicago Tribune