Xmas Humour

bunyip · Dec 24, 2018

Somewhere in rural Russia are a couple on a farm, Natasha and her active communist husband, Natasha comes inside and announces that it is snowing, he steps outside and says no it is raining, a small argument ensures but he nips it in the bud with his final announcement 'RUDOLF THE RED KNOWS RAIN DEAR'

Merry Christmas everyone.

bcp · Dec 24, 2018

Bruce

Thomas · Dec 24, 2018

:laughing::thumbsup:

bcp · Dec 24, 2018

Bruce

3930dave · Dec 25, 2018

I got a kick out of the kid's gifts.....

Cigarettes and spoons: Christmas gifts from years ago - BBC News

Children were in the position of receiving gifts that were both boring - like a box of handkerchiefs - to some that were frankly alarming.

The Gilbert glass-blowing kit provided "fascinating and instructive fun" while the company's other safety-unconscious pre-teen gifts included a molten lead-casting kit and a chemistry set with ingredients and instructions on how to make explosives.

The Atomic Energy Lab, complete with radioactive samples, allowed children to create and watch nuclear reactions.

Among other activities, the lab set suggested "playing hide and seek with the gamma ray source", challenging players to a game using a Geiger counter to locate a radioactive sample hidden in a room.

May not have been funny at the time.... but that was definitely the "If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger" generation !

Rgds, D.

Jstpssng · Dec 25, 2018

^^^
After seeing Mrs Claus, it's a wonder that Santa would leave her to go out into the cold.
I always envisioned her as a plump jolly old elfette; but apparently he robbed a cradle one night on his annual rounds.

3930dave · Dec 25, 2018

No wonder he only goes to work one night a year !

Rgds, D.

Alan W. · Dec 25, 2018

PILOON · Dec 25, 2018

Alan W. said:
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Commonly known as JATO (jet assisted take off)

bullbreaker · Dec 26, 2018

Jstpssng said:
^^^
After seeing Mrs Claus, it's a wonder that Santa would leave her to go out into the cold.
I always envisioned her as a plump jolly old elfette; but apparently he robbed a cradle one night on his annual rounds.

Yeah but rumor has it He only has one sack !!!