OK, I got to know?

[2LaneCruzer]

Horses are the same here, liquid nitrogen known as 'freeze branding', I believe it causes less stress too.
Ear tags are also popular with the ute driving fraternity worn as a puggaree around the Akubra, to qualify you must have a Kenworth exhaust stack, 24 driving lights and an antenna that poses a threat to low flying aircraft.
Known to frequent country shows and drinking bad liquor while falling around on the ground while listening to Slim Dusty.

I don't know what you just said, although the highlighted part is familiar. I had to Google "Slim Dusty", and I see the connection. Not a country singer by my standards, but significant none the less. I am inclined to drink better liquor these days, and have almost completely cured myself of falling around on the ground...although I still have some dental work pending.

 

[Wagtail]

I don't know what you just said, although the highlighted part is familiar. I had to Google "Slim Dusty", and I see the connection. Not a country singer by my standards, but significant none the less. I am inclined to drink better liquor these days, and have almost completely cured myself of falling around on the ground...although I still have some dental work pending.

Google "ute muster" and all will be explained.

A "B&S Ball" may give similar results. (B&S = bachelor & spinster)

 

[k0ua]

The **** electrical immobilizer is the exact same model that the UFO aliens use on people. Many report the **** probing and the inability to move as the aliens examine them. It is standard issue. Nothing new here.

 

[MossRoad]

The **** electrical immobilizer is the exact same model that the UFO aliens use on people. Many report the **** probing and the inability to move as the aliens examine them. It is standard issue. Nothing new here.

Remember all the propaganda in the 70's about how we all benefitted from the space programs....

 

[dragoneggs]

Occasionally, I will share a thread I am reading with the better half. Usually if she catches me laughing. Not sure this one would be a good idea, she might get a bad idea! :shocked:

 

[goeduck]

Is he saying —— This will hurt me more than it will hurt you?

 

[dragoneggs]

The **** electrical immobilizer is the exact same model that the UFO aliens use on people. Many report the **** probing and the inability to move as the aliens examine them. It is standard issue. Nothing new here.

And here I thought A.I. stood for artificial intelligence, or was it artificial insemination. Nowhere did I figure **** immobilization.

 

[Wagtail]

Occasionally, I will share a thread I am reading with the better half. Usually if she catches me laughing. Not sure this one would be a good idea, she might get a bad idea! :shocked:

... or a great idea!

Some people pay extra for that... so I've heard... from some bloke at the pub...

 

[2LaneCruzer]

The **** electrical immobilizer is the exact same model that the UFO aliens use on people. Many report the **** probing and the inability to move as the aliens examine them. It is standard issue. Nothing new here.

That must create some mixed emotions among certain segments of the population...

 

[smstonypoint]

I don't know what you just said

Expanding on G. B. Shaw: The US and Australia -- two nations divided by a common language.

Steve

 

[Gary Fowler]

You could say "bovine" or cattle which would include any and all or in this case since it is a female, just say her butt. One can clearly see the ****** on the "cow" in the photo.

 

[newbury]

You could say "bovine" or cattle which would include any and all or in this case since it is a female, just say her butt. One can clearly see the ****** on the "cow" in the photo.

Cattle can only be used in the plural and not in the singular: it is a plurale tantum.[26] Thus one may refer to "three cattle" or "some cattle", but not "one cattle". No universally used singular form in modern English of cattle exists,

from Cattle - Wikipedia

And I think a few of the posters to this thread couldn't see the "V" word. (keep it clean )

 

[Fuddy1952]

Why does this cow have something stuck up his butt while being branded? Enlighten me please. :confused2:

All I know is when it was over I'd kick that guy in her nuts!

 

[k0ua]

All I know is when it was over I'd kick that guy in her nuts!

And real hard too!

 

[milkman]

Lots of good answers here, anybody know why cow poop splatters more than bull poop?

 

[Fuddy1952]

Lots of good answers here, anybody know why cow poop splatters more than bull poop?

That's udderly ridiculous. I give up. I made the mistake of telling someone cow manure was good to put on strawberries and they said whipped cream was better.

 

[Jstpssng]

That's udderly ridiculous. I give up. I made the mistake of telling someone cow manure was good to put on strawberries and they said whipped cream was better.

JMHO, but they are right and you are wrong.

 

[/pine]

They are all just plain ole "beef"(s) after the head, hide and hooves are off...!

 

[milkman]

That's udderly ridiculous. I give up. I made the mistake of telling someone cow manure was good to put on strawberries and they said whipped cream was better.

Never tried it on strawberries, but I did put some on my blackberries, this years crop is going to be the biggest ever.

answer, it falls from one hole higher.

 

[Fuddy1952]

My dairy farmer friend/neighbor calls it the hydraulic poots.