Pallets in fields

[BrokeFarmerJohn]

I hate to break the news to you, but your pallet was run over that night, that is how every board in HER body was broke. Yes, it was a HER. Being a long haired pallet I know it is kinda hard to tell. Next time you can watch to see how you pallet pees to know which sex you have.

So she was a hooker working the corner and someone went all GTA on her *** and ran her down to get there money back. I hope they got lots of splinters

 

[TomSeller]

So she was a hooker working the corner and someone went all GTA on her *** and ran her down to get there money back. I hope they got lots of splinters

That'll teach ya not to pimp out your pallets and leave them tied up outside. There are a lot of pallet Johns out there that seem like normal pallets and hold down normal pallet jobs. But one bad pallet drinking too much can spoil the whole bunch and your floozy's number was up that night. It's too bad she chose that lifestyle, because she was a real looker and had her whole life in front of her. Now she will never live to rot away.

 

[buckeyefarmer]

That story isn't palletable.

 

[robbyr]

Legal alien pallets are possible safer than domestic pallets. The alien ones have been "vetted" by the standards of ISPM 15 before they are allowed into the country.

ISPM 15 - Wikipedia

ISPM 15 affects all wood packaging material (pallets, crates, dunnages, etc.) requiring that they be debarked and then heat treated or fumigated with methyl bromide and stamped or branded, with a mark of compliance.

Bruce

I'm pretty sure that many of the pallets that have "found" their way to our shop haven't been "vetted" by anyone. Some were in such a sorry state of affairs that they had to be taken out back and ..... well, you know, dealt with.

 

[jimmyj]

Has President Trump anything to say about pallets?

 

[lilranch2001]

He leaves all pallet discussion to his VP, he has bigger things to ponder

 

[Pixguy]

That'll teach ya not to pimp out your pallets and leave them tied up outside. There are a lot of pallet Johns out there that seem like normal pallets and hold down normal pallet jobs. But one bad pallet drinking too much can spoil the whole bunch and your floozy's number was up that night. It's too bad she chose that lifestyle, because she was a real looker and had her whole life in front of her. Now she will never live to rot away.

I lived near her and she was a quiet neighbor who didn't bother anyone and was always willing to help others. What a shame, she was turning her life around and was a good albeit a bit flat chested girl.

 

[hutchman]

I'm pretty sure that many of the pallets that have "found" their way to our shop haven't been "vetted" by anyone. Some were in such a sorry state of affairs that they had to be taken out back and ..... well, you know, dealt with.

Some localities won't let you burry stumps anymore. Any such ordinance on pallets?

 

[robbyr]

We're out in the country so we don't pay much attention to what happens in the metropolis. Of course that metropolis is population 5,000 or so. We've had no Pallet Authority come lurking around out here.

 

[rdinatal]

Has President Trump anything to say about pallets?

Nothing from Trump yet. I heard that if Obama had a pallet it would be just like those.

-R