Was left speechless.

[RSKY]

It was about a 105 degree heat index here yesterday. As I walked out of the local Sam's Club I noticed the young lady at the door looked like she was about to burn up. Even though she was inside the hot air was making it's way in to were she was standing. There was sweat on her forehead.

"You look hot", I said.

"Thank you", she replied smiling, then turned away and started checking the next customer.

Took me a minute just standing there.

 

[Eldubya]

Probably made her day!

 

[Rock knocker]

Was she?

 

[gsganzer]

I watched a buddy of mine completely fluster a girl once.

As he walked up her, he asked her "Are you any good?",

"Excuse me?!?!", she replied, looked annoyed and disgusted.

"Are you any good... at basket ball?" he said, this time pointing to her college girls basket ball shirt.

"Yes, I'm pretty good", she stammered, unsure of what was just asked.

"You look like you'd be pretty good." he replied with a twinkle in his eye

The girl looked annoyed that she was getting played.

"What's your favorite position?", my friend asks

The girl's unsure of where the conversation is going and fidgets a little while trying to figure out how to reply

"What's your favorite position... in basket ball?", my friend asks again

This went on for a while. By the time we walked away the girl was completely unsure of what just transpired from seemingly innocent questions.

 

[Rock knocker]

I watched a buddy of mine completely fluster a girl once.

As he walked up her, he asked her "Are you any good?",

"Excuse me?!?!", she replied, looked annoyed and disgusted.

"Are you any good... at basket ball?" he said, this time pointing to her college girls basket ball shirt.

"Yes, I'm pretty good", she stammered, unsure of what was just asked.

"You look like you'd be pretty good." he replied with a twinkle in his eye

The girl looked annoyed that she was getting played.

"What's your favorite position?", my friend asks

The girl's unsure of where the conversation is going and fidgets a little while trying to figure out how to reply

"What's your favorite position... in basket ball?", my friend asks again

This went on for a while. By the time we walked away the girl was completely unsure of what just transpired from seemingly innocent questions.

So? Some guy went up and was a jerk to some presumably younger girl, throwing a bunch of double-entendres at her.

Not really funny when it's purposeful, unlike the OP.

 

[Fawken]

According to my ex-wives and current girlfriend, I am an uncontrollable flirt. I don't believe it for one minute, but it seems the older I get the easier it is to tell a pretty waitress or cashier how nice she looks.

 

[Quartz]

It was about a 105 degree heat index here yesterday. As I walked out of the local Sam's Club I noticed the young lady at the door looked like she was about to burn up. Even though she was inside the hot air was making it's way in to were she was standing. There was sweat on her forehead.

"You look hot", I said.

Kinda like when we are baling hay near the road, and some city slicker comes up and says the same thing when we take a water break.
What a profound statement.

 

[rustyshakelford]

So? Some guy went up and was a jerk to some presumably younger girl, throwing a bunch of double-entendres at her.

Not really funny when it's purposeful, unlike the OP.

I thought it was pretty funny. Don't know why some people are so serious and uptight so much. Was talking to an older black lady that was taking my money at the whataburger deive thru. When I was done with her she was telling my wife, "I'm sorry honey but yo man is fine"

Gotta have fun with people

Brett

 

[Rock knocker]

I thought it was pretty funny. Don't know why some people are so serious and uptight so much. Was talking to an older black lady that was taking my money at the whataburger deive thru. When I was done with her she was telling my wife, "I'm sorry honey but yo man is fine"

Gotta have fun with people

Brett

Nothing was said at the expense of some young lady.

Very different thing, has nothing to do with being uptight, and everything with not being a classless jerk

 

[kidr]

Nothing was said at the expense of some young lady.

Very different thing, has nothing to do with being uptight, and everything with not being a classless jerk

Or a perv.