We're #1! We're #1!

[smstonypoint]

In falling off beds and chairs, getting killed by lawnmowers, Nobel laureates, and eating hot dogs.
Our neighbors to the north can take pride in being #1 in maple syrup production and asteroid impacts.

What Countries Are Best At - Business Insider




Steve

 

[Industrial Toys]

I don't know if this is funny or just makes me ANGRY! Niger "Making Babies" Figures!

 

[Wagtail]

They got Oz right... I don't work outside, in all seasons, unless I'm wearing full length shirts, trousers and a hat (usually a wide brim Akubra) + gloves. And my wrists still get sunburned. My legs haven't seen the sun in so long that they'd snow-blind you!

Sure, the fauna is out to kill you BUT they forgot to include the flora. The bloody gum trees will cast a branch for no reason whatsoever (dead calm) trying to nail you.

I love it here. :thumbsup:

 

[MinnesotaEric]

In falling off beds and chairs, getting killed by lawnmowers, Nobel laureates, and eating hot dogs.
Our neighbors to the north can take pride in being #1 in maple syrup production and asteroid impacts.

What Countries Are Best At - Business Insider


View attachment 417307

Steve

Bulgaria "living the american dream"

LOL!

 

[TomSeller]

They got Oz right... I don't work outside, in all seasons, unless I'm wearing full length shirts, trousers and a hat (usually a wide brim Akubra) + gloves. And my wrists still get sunburned. My legs haven't seen the sun in so long that they'd snow-blind you!

Why worry? The deadly animals may get you first. In the USA we just have to worry about lawnmowers getting us.

 

[cat fever]

Why worry? The deadly animals may get you first. In the USA we just have to worry about lawnmowers getting us.

I had to read it twice; I thought you said "worry about lawmakers getting us". Which I am more concerned about.

 

[smstonypoint]

I had to read it twice; I thought you said "worry about lawmakers getting us". Which I am more concerned about.

Now that's funny. I laughed so hard that I fell out of my chair.

Steve

 

[Dr_Zinj]

Stephen King's, "Lawnmower Man."

 

[The Suburban Farmer]

OK, so this thread just brought me a big smile on this snowy "first day of spring." Thanks for sharing!

 

[davesl708]

I had to read it twice; I thought you said "worry about lawmakers getting us". Which I am more concerned about.

Ok, I have to stop reading these while operating my lawnmower. If not they are going to start calling me stumpy.

 

[smstonypoint]

In falling off beds and chairs, getting killed by lawnmowers, Nobel laureates, and eating hot dogs.

Ok, I have to stop reading these while operating my lawnmower. If not they are going to start calling me the late stumpy.

Fixed it for you.

Steve

 

[timswi]

Fixed it for you.

Steve

Now now, I can count to 9 1/3 on 2 hands. Not late--yet

 

[hunter townsen]

Im safe I don't mow my lawn lol, Just glad hunting wasn't on the list, Id be dead meat. tbh I do have a few scars from a hunting accident lol. **** 3 wheelers and southern comfort don't work well together for some reason ( and no I don't drink while hunting , I was preseason scouting lol)