Seriously.......This is NO laughing Matter

   / Seriously.......This is NO laughing Matter #31  
You know, if they never made another clown, I would not be upset. That is one group of people (well, mimes too!) I can do without.

John McClain and Zues Carver are in a car hurtling thru central park barely missing several people

"McClain are you deliberately trying to run over these people?"

"NO!... well... maybe that mime!"


McClain liked mimes, about as much as I do
 
   / Seriously.......This is NO laughing Matter #32  
That's a huge relief! I was just about to start making contingency plans to implement in case the shortage got serious!!

Mind you, there was important clown information in the article;

The clowns have a Leader...

And he's ANGRY!!!!!
 
   / Seriously.......This is NO laughing Matter #34  
You know, if they never made another clown, I would not be upset. That is one group of people (well, mimes too!) I can do without.

John McClain and Zues Carver are in a car hurtling thru central park barely missing several people

"McClain are you deliberately trying to run over these people?"

"NO!... well... maybe that mime!"


McClain liked mimes, about as much as I do

I read that at first, after reading about the clowns in DC, ( sucky, not funny clowns, btw ) and thought you wrote John McCain, the senator from Arizona. Once I googled Zeus Carver, then I got it....:)
 
   / Seriously.......This is NO laughing Matter #35  
I read that at first, after reading about the clowns in DC, ( sucky, not funny clowns, btw ) and thought you wrote John McCain, the senator from Arizona. Once I googled Zeus Carver, then I got it....:)

:thumbsup:

I just always thought that line was funny.!
 
   / Seriously.......This is NO laughing Matter #36  
You know, if they never made another clown, I would not be upset. That is one group of people (well, mimes too!) I can do without.

John McClain and Zues Carver are in a car hurtling thru central park barely missing several people

"McClain are you deliberately trying to run over these people?"

"NO!... well... maybe that mime!"


McClain liked mimes, about as much as I do

If a mime is in the forest and a tree falls on him does anyone care.
 
   / Seriously.......This is NO laughing Matter #37  
Don't know why there would be a shortage. Cannibals don't eat clowns....or do they?
 
   / Seriously.......This is NO laughing Matter
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#38  
If a mime is in the forest and a tree falls on him does anyone care.

What is the gooey red stuff between an elephant's toes? Slow clowns.
 
   / Seriously.......This is NO laughing Matter #39  
What is the gooey red stuff between an elephant's toes? Slow clowns.

:thumbsup: good use for clownage. Elephant toe dressing.
 

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