Pallets in fields

[stuckmotor]

I think that I have found the answer. The pallets are just the beginning. After adding a few sheets of plywood and a 5 gallon bucket for plumbing, this will be the new type of rural condo.

You must mean, like my house.

 

[smstonypoint]

This is getting complicated.

Nobody said science is easy. If it was, everybody would be doing it.

Steve

 

[dave1949]

Sir, I apologize. I sometimes get my knickers in a bunch.

Emily

Dearest Emily,
In my utter exhaustion of the previous evening, I failed to question the appropriateness of the allusion to the existence of "underthings" in polite conversation.

Would you be so gracious as to supply a definitive ruling on this matter?

 

[txdon]

You must mean, like my house.

is this your house? The round one toward the bottom.
Airali handmade. Where is the Wonderland?: #2 - Idea geniale! Ovviamente non è mia - Che pallet!

 

[smstonypoint]

Dearest Emily,
In my utter exhaustion of the previous evening, I failed to question the appropriateness of the allusion to the existence of "underthings" in polite conversation.

Would you be so gracious as to supply a definitive ruling on this matter?

How embarrassing. I must have been tiddly as a consequence of imbibing too much Madeira as a pousse-café last evening.

Emily

 

[JRobyn]

This brings up a question that came up the other day:
When you are assisting the septic tank man in pumping out your tank, and you accidentally fart, is it proper to say excuse me?

Please excuse ME for an uninvited rebuttal, but although I agree it may be "proper" to say excuse me, under these circumstances it is certainly not necessary. In my estimation, Emily has overstepped "proper" bounds. No apologies or embarrassment should be involved, and the persecution of stuckmotor must stop at once. In fact, a certain smug pride would be both expected and excusable in this instance, particularly if the fart in question was clearly audible over the truck-pumping noises.

Perhaps a more important issue at stake here is exactly why and how was stuckmotor "assisting" with any septic maintenance activities? Was this proper?

I will leave the remaining issue of how one "accidentally" farts, or if stuckmotor's fart was in fact "accidental" for others to explore.

 

[dave1949]

How embarrassing. I must have been tiddly as a consequence of imbibing too much Madeira as a pousse-café last evening.

Emily

pousse-café? The French are so delicate in these matters. I am more familiar with the higher octane postprandial German fett verteiler.

In any case, this is entirely understandable and you have no need for any embarrassment.

 

[smstonypoint]

Perhaps a more important issue at stake here is exactly why and how was stuckmotor "assisting" with any septic maintenance activities? Was this proper?

I will leave the remaining issue of how one "accidentally" farts, or if stuckmotor's fart was in fact "accidental" for others to explore.

I agree -- stuckmotor has some explaining to do.

Steve

 

[stuckmotor]

is this your house? The round one toward the bottom.
Airali handmade. Where is the Wonderland?: #2 - Idea geniale! Ovviamente non è mia - Che pallet!

I only wish mine was that nice.

 

[TomSeller]

I think that I have found the answer. The pallets are just the beginning. After adding a few sheets of plywood and a 5 gallon bucket for plumbing, this will be the new type of rural condo.

I suggest two 5 gallon buckets for a modern home, one for outgoing, one for incoming.

 

[stuckmotor]

I agree -- stuckmotor has some explaining to do.
Steve

I don't understand why a person can't ask a civil question about etiquette without others questioning the workings of his intestonal tract. As for assisting with septic tank maintainance, I can only suggest that my esteemed colleagues upgrade their mansions with indoor plumbing and find out for themselves.

 

[lockhaven]

where are these "esteemed colleagues" you speak of?

 

[creekbend]

I suggest two 5 gallon buckets for a modern home, one for outgoing, one for incoming.

The Standard Model has only ONE 5-gallon bucket. Adding another bucket is an Option but will increase the initial price.

 

[blueriver]

Paper bags???? Do you not realize that you will be the object of ridicule when you indicate that you used paper bags in the "Materials and Methods" section of your scientific report? Do you not realize that professional scientists use special devices that assure blindness in experiments? <img src="http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=357746"/> Do you not realize that these devices are available at your local science store? Steve

Well there you go no science stores close by .. I delegate the bag portion of the experiment to those science professionals that can get the sacks

 

[smstonypoint]

Well there you go no science stores close by .. I delegate the bag portion of the experiment to those science professionals that can get the sacks

Rookies and their excuses. :banghead:

You can order the scientific devices from the Amazon Science Store: Amazon.com - Household Essentials Natural Cotton Laundry Bag Extra Large. When they ask for the secret science password, enter "sparc."

Steve

 

[RobertBrown]

Rookies and their excuses. :banghead:

You can order the scientific devices from the Amazon Science Store: Amazon.com - Household Essentials Natural Cotton Laundry Bag Extra Large. When they ask for the secret science password, enter "sparc."

Steve

Perhaps you should author the abstract, to offer some guidelines and establish criteria. Just a few pages, shouldn't take long.
We are so close.....I can feel it......can you feel it?
The answer is just around the corner.........

 

[lilranch2001]

Steve......
Watching you beat your head against the brick wall gives me a headache

 

[stuckmotor]

where are these "esteemed colleagues" you speak of?

One of them is near my location in Up State S.C. and the other seems to be in either Ga. or the greenest state in the land of the free.

 

[TomSeller]

The Standard Model has only ONE 5-gallon bucket. Adding another bucket is an Option but will increase the initial price.

Yeah, I was worried about that. I think the inhabitants should spring for the extra bucket to separate the two. Unless that is thought to be governmental health department intervention.

 

[dave1949]

Well there you go no science stores close by .. I delegate the bag portion of the experiment to those science professionals that can get the sacks

Please post the UPS tracking number for the sack delivery, we can then monitor your progress and prepare ourselves to offer advice--should that need arise of course. In the meantime, I encourage you to update your tetanus and rabies vaccinations, and practice your suturing techniques to minimize scarring.