Pallets in fields

[Wagtail]

Its darn cold!

Actually James, scientifically speaking, there is no such thing as "cold". Only a lack of "heat".

Oh, and I've just monitored my thermometer and the ambient temperature outside is currently 32.3c. I'd say it's a wee bit on the warm side and I'm destined for a stiff G&T in order to 'freshen up'.

 

[smstonypoint]

Actually James, scientifically speaking, there is no such thing as "cold". Only a lack of "heat".

Sir, this scientific observation should be rewarded by a 10-point reduction in your "Crackpot Index" values for each of your previous theories and any that you may propose in the future. Well done!!!!

Steve

 

[Wagtail]

http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/...allets-fields-forumrunner_20131228_154347.pngI have spectrographically analyzed the light refracted from the pallets while wearing my x-ray vision glasses. They have the distinct signature of wood.

Wait a second here... you've actually SEEN the 'pallets in fields' that sparcs initially reported before going AWOL!!!!

I'm calling shenanigans!

Oh, and I'll have you know that X-ray glasses are a total rip-off. You can't see ladies underwear under their clothes as advertised.

 

[dave1949]

Wait a second here... you've actually SEEN the 'pallets in fields' that sparcs initially reported before going AWOL!!!!

I'm calling shenanigans!

Oh, and I'll have you know that X-ray glasses are a total rip-off. You can't see ladies underwear under their clothes as advertised.

The digital image, supplied by sparc, was just like "seeing" the pallets in person for the spectrograph used in conjunction with the x-ray glasses.

You sir, are the only person who has ever actually admitted buying the x-ray glasses for dubious purposes.

I closely observed this week's edition of Downton Abbey for any sign of pallets. Nothing to report I'm afraid.

 

[dave1949]

Sir, I can assure that I use my x-ray vision glasses for no other purpose than scientific research. I keep them under lock and key when I am not using them -- I do not want my male laboratory technicians ogling my research associate, Pipette.

Steve

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Can Pipette light your Bunsen burner, or type? Hmmm?

 

[smstonypoint]

Oh, and I'll have you know that X-ray glasses are a total rip-off. You can't see ladies underwear under their clothes as advertised.

Sir, you are referring to the so-called "x-ray glasses" that were marketed to gullible teenage boys. As you say, they did not allow users to see the "naught bits." Professional x-ray glasses, on the other hand, are not limited in that regard. Hence, sales of professional x-ray glasses are limited to licensed scientists.

Steve

 

[dave1949]

As to electromagnetic radiation, what is the half-life of a pallet, and, what element does palletium become as it decays?

Why do you ask?

It was a feeble attempt to draw upon your understanding of the four forces known to physicists. You hide your knowledge well my friend. :laughing:

The cloud of particles we know as pallets have a past, present and future in space and time. If we could discover what they may become in the future, it may explain what they are now, and were in the past.

 

[TomSeller]

Oh, and I'll have you know that X-ray glasses are a total rip-off. You can't see ladies underwear under their clothes as advertised.

Dang it. I will have to cancel by order.

 

[smstonypoint]

Can Pipette light your Bunsen burner, or type? Hmmm?

Sir, Pipette and I share a love of science and nothing more. Those who claim otherwise will hear from my barrister, Horace Rumpole.

Steve

 

[bcp]

Tonight's internet finds.

They were writing about these pallets 2800 years ago.
Mysterious Jerusalem carvings leaves Israeli archaeologists baffled ****** News | Haaretz

The Greeks used the pallet symbol in their alphabet:


Bruce

 

[Wagtail]

You sir, are the only person who has ever actually admitted buying the x-ray glasses for dubious purposes.

Oh, and Steve... "Professional x-ray glasses, on the other hand, are not limited in that regard."

So you're saying that that you CAN see the naughty bits? What type and placement of shielding would you use in order to safely deploy 'professional X-ray glasses' in the field? Crikey, the power-pack alone would throw your back out, wouldn't it?

Naturally, when I say 'in the field' I mean for the investigation of the field borne pallets.

 

[stuckmotor]

Sir, because our efforts to help you refocus on science have failed, medication is required. You can chose either a synthetic or an herbal anaphrodisiac to quell your libido. Please avail yourself of one of these remedies as soon as possible so that you can return to the noble quest for scientific knowledge.
Steve

I'd rather think about the squirrel girl.

 

[stuckmotor]

I predict my testicles are going to stayed tucked "up" inside me till spring

The testicelist faction has joined the debate.

 

[dragoneggs]

The testicelist faction has joined the debate.

Oh and TomSellers I am sure, will join you on the board of directors.

 

[stuckmotor]

Dang it. I will have to cancel by order.

The lenz of x-ray glasses used to be made from a feather. You could probably construct your own in short order. Don't ask how I know this.

 

[lockhaven]

maybe the farmer has a flat tire and has been unable to pick the pallets up

 

[RobertBrown]

It was a feeble attempt to draw upon your understanding of the four forces known to physicists. You hide your knowledge well my friend. :laughing:

The cloud of particles we know as pallets have a past, present and future in space and time. If we could discover what they may become in the future, it may explain what they are now, and were in the past.

:laughing: Again with the jokes......I suppose I need to remind you of the matters at hand? This is serious business my friend

what is the half-life of a pallet, and, what element does palletium become as it decays?

Palletium is not an element.....
Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Rumpoleate and Phtiyegen.

But everyone knows that palletium does not decay....unless it comes in contact with unobtanium, which is highly unlikely, but not beyond the realm of possibility.
As you know, the process then becomes a very rapid decay releasing incalculable amounts of energy.

Which brings me to the Big Bang theory...... theorizing the pallets are actually devices of potential mass destruction capable of annihilating large numbers of the population and rendering the remaining humans as helpless.

How are you at becoming a slave? Where will you find yourself after the global holocaust? Will you be able to figure out how to traverse the barriers of time and space and travel back to the pallet sites and remove same to save mankind?

 

[blueriver]

I'd rather think about the squirrel girl.

Yep page after page of "science" and right back to squirrel girl .. So much for science.

 

[tkappeler]

I can see that next month's TBN newsletter will highlight this thread.

 

[lilranch2001]

I wonder which faction will be highlighted