World's Oldest Living Animal?

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It was a clam. Who knew?

"The oldest animal ever known lived from 1499 until the day researchers cracked its shell open, killing it in the process.

Ming, an ocean quahog from the species Arctica islandica, was initially thought to be a record-setting 402 years old. But the scientists who found it on a seabed near Iceland in 2006 now say further analysis has revealed that it was an incredible 507 years old, reports CBS."



Scientists accidentally kill world's oldest animal at age 507
 
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I know its just a mullusk but its kinda sad that they felt the need to crack it open to verify the original age estimate. Gotta wonder if anyone on that research team is taking some heat for making the decision that killed the world's oldest living animal.
 
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Well, that's the oldest one they found and collected. It's likely there are others. Makes me wonder how long that type of clam could live as long as nothing eats it, some sickness kills it, or it gets oiled.
 
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how about some chowder?:D
 
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how about some chowder?:D

507 year old clam? Sounds like some rare delicacy from China. :laughing:

I wonder how stringy the meat is?
 
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Interesting. I can't help but think of how ironic it is that a human killed it instead of it coming to a natural end. A perfect representation of a dominant species.
I believe it was its natural end,..it was its time otherwise it would still be living
 
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I saw some Vogon construction ships setting up survey markers.:shocked:

They're still filling out the required paperwork. We still have time to prepare for the coming invasion.

Joe
 

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They're still filling out the required paperwork. We still have time to prepare for the coming invasion.

Joe

It's later than you think. They have already infiltrated our food supply and added MSG and high-fructose corn syrup to everything. Tender, full of flavor and sweet, the ****-sapiens feed lot. :laughing::eek:
 
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Everytime I have a Dr's appt (tomorrow - ACK!) feels like he's cracking me open too! :laughing:
 
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Everytime I have a Dr's appt (tomorrow - ACK!) feels like he's cracking me open too! :laughing:

If he is wearing a bib, run like he11. :laughing:
 
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This worse part is I'm sure I end up paying for HIS dinner! :mur:
 
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Thanks. Sorry to the OP and all posters for going off topic and taking this thread to a place it has no business going! :mischievous:
 
 
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