WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBS:

[crash325]

WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBS:

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
"I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
..............................................................
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
...............................................................
And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
...............................................................
Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
...............................................................
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
...............................................................
Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is beautiful)
...............................................................
Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
...............................................................
Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."
...............................................................
Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
...............................................................
Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
...............................................................

Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)
...............................................................

Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
"I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
...............................................................

Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
...............................................................

Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too **** ugly to kiss good-bye." (Dead man walkin')

 

[PMA]

That's why they are coaches and athletes. Lol

Sent from my iPhone using TractorByNet

 

[PhysAssist]

That's why they are coaches and athletes. Lol

Sent from my iPhone using TractorByNet

I would say "Too funny!", but in truth, it's really so sad and scary.

This is really why no one should look at them as role models.

"The future ain't what it used to be"
-Yogi Berra

Thomas

 

[WilliamBos]

ROLL EYES!!

 

[PMA]

Now don't pick on yogi. Use to love to hear him talk.

Sent from my iPhone using TractorByNet

 

[cqaigy2]

Now don't pick on yogi. Use to love to hear him talk.

Sent from my iPhone using TractorByNet

Some of my favorite quotes are from Yogi Berra. :thumbsup:

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Some of my favorite quotes are from Yogi Berra. :thumbsup:

Of all the things Yogi is famous for, I remember him for hitting a home run in a world series game...his index finger was broken, taped to a splint, and sticking out like a sore thumb (did I do a yogi?:laughing

 

[bcp]

"I never said most of the things I said." Yogi Berra


Yogi Berra Quotes

Bruce

 

[dmccarty]

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."
-Charles Shackleford of the NCSU basketball team

I remember when this was said and it still makes me laugh. Feel sorry for the guy though. Since the wifey supports/like NCSU, I mention amphibious to her from time to time. :laughing::laughing::laughing:

I wish I could give the guy the benefit of the doubt and believe he just misspoke but I think he thought he was using the correct word. :shocked::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Later,
Dan

 

[cqaigy2]

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."
-Charles Shackleford of the NCSU basketball team

I remember when this was said and it still makes me laugh. Feel sorry for the guy though. Since the wifey supports/like NCSU, I mention amphibious to her from time to time. :laughing::laughing::laughing:

I wish I could give the guy the benefit of the doubt and believe he just misspoke but I think he thought he was using the correct word. :shocked::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Later,
Dan

I say the same thing, except that "im ambivalent".