Presidential Security Tractors

   / Presidential Security Tractors #2  
How is this a good plan now that everbody knows about it?
 
   / Presidential Security Tractors #3  
"They reckon the vehicles will let them patrol the fields around the hotel unnoticed but they will stick out like sore thumbs."

Ya think? All the "farmers" with brand new tractors that are all the same make/model. :D
 
   / Presidential Security Tractors #4  
Considering the article is from The Sun, I'd question it being fact,
 
   / Presidential Security Tractors #5  
Worst plan and waste of money ever. Couldn't a single helicopter cover more area than dozens of tractors. Tractors are not exactly high speed and able to chase down a potential treat.
 
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#6  
Well, it had to be a nice order for McCormick. I don't see FELs which anyone who watches TV knows are bulletproof. Maybe just BR glass on the cabs.

Q: PTO-driven mini-gun? You know you want one.
 
   / Presidential Security Tractors #7  
Why not put two agents in a Holstein Cow costume? The security personal can use the Rear opening for surveilance and, if worse comes to worse, use that opening for shooting.
 
   / Presidential Security Tractors #8  
Why not put two agents in a Holstein Cow costume? The security personal can use the Rear opening for surveilance and, if worse comes to worse, use that opening for shooting.

Why not use their udders for spy glasses...:laughing:;)
 
   / Presidential Security Tractors #10  
so what are they doing with all those tractors after its all over?
 

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