I just saw bigfoot

[farm88]

I was sitting out on my porch tonight sippin a few cold beers. I fell asleep out there. I heard a loud noise roarrrrrrr. It woke me up. Then a bigfoot came through my yard chasing a doe. It was about 8 feet tall and gray. There was a awful odor as it ran by. It was the wildest beast I have seen. I am going to go out tomorrow and look for tracks and a dead dear. Has anyone else seen bigfoot.

 

[stuckmotor]

I love stories like that.

 

[wyeguy]

Maybe. The little green men said I better not say anything...

 

[RoMad]

How many is a "few" cold beers?

 

[murphy1244]

That wasn't Bigfoot, That was your wife!:laughing:

 

[Jstpssng]

How many is a "few" cold beers?

:thumbsup:

It was a full moon, so it figures he would be out.

 

[PMA]

Must have been white liquor in them beer bottles.

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[Ted Summey]

Have you ever been to Lick Skillet, Virginia? Yes it is a real place in Smyth County. There's nothing there but land that holds the rest of the world together (not unlike North Germanton, NC). So I propose two theories:

1. The Big Foot sighting was real

2. The Big Foot sighting was real to Mr. Farm88, but without others' consumption of "a few beers" or accompanying condiments, others couldn't confirm the sighting.

I've spent considerable time in a neighboring county mostly hunting but also having "a few beers". Haven't seen Big Foot but sure have seen some sights.......

 

[dave1949]

TBN house rules; If there is no pic, it didn't happen. :laughing:

 

[2LaneCruzer]

I was sitting out on my porch tonight sippin a few cold beers. I fell asleep out there. I heard a loud noise roarrrrrrr. It woke me up. Then a bigfoot came through my yard chasing a doe. It was about 8 feet tall and gray. There was a awful odor as it ran by. It was the wildest beast I have seen. I am going to go out tomorrow and look for tracks and a dead dear. Has anyone else seen bigfoot.

Haven't seen him, but smelled him one morning when I got on the elevator at the Health Department.

 

[Danscaper]

kind of sounds like it was my wife from your description. Did this beast have a missing arm? Having a hard time getting her to sign the papers if you know what I mean

 

[jerrybob]

What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.


What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?

One is covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.

 

[farm88]

I went out and counted the beers on the porch. I only drank 17 last night. I guess since it was a full moon he was out running around. Yes he had 2 legs and 2 arms. I am going to go look for tracks and a dead deer later.

 

[stuckmotor]

TBN house rules; If there is no pic, it didn't happen. :laughing:

I knew a young man with a delinquent bent who said, "If nobody saw you, you didn't do it".

 

[Midniteoyl]

I was sitting out on my porch tonight sippin a few cold beers. I fell asleep out there. I heard a loud noise roarrrrrrr. It woke me up. Then a bigfoot came through my yard chasing a doe. It was about 8 feet tall and gray. There was a awful odor as it ran by. It was the wildest beast I have seen. I am going to go out tomorrow and look for tracks and a dead dear. Has anyone else seen bigfoot.

"...sippin a few cold beers. I fell asleep out there"

 

[farm88]

"...sippin a few cold beers. I fell asleep out there"

Yep and I feel asleep with on in my hand and spilled it on my self. It was nice to wake up with wet pants.

 

[rekees4300]

I only drank 17 last night.

Maybe it was Buck who was chasing the doe?

 

[daveshoot]

I totally get this because there are small crop circles in my lawn, where the aliens land their craft. They look sorta like when you bottom out a mower tire in a pipe trench that's overgrown. I can't tell if there are many tiny aliens, or multiple pads from one big ship. Sometimes I wait up for 'em with the .410 and a little Johnnie Walker, but I fall asleep, too. Fresh air is the dangdest thing.

 

[sixdogs]

TBN house rules; If there is no pic, it didn't happen. :laughing:

Well, normally yes but there is an asterisk exemption for Bigfoot sightings.

 

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