Bird
Rest in Peace
My favorite was when I tried to buy something at Radio Shack with my charge card. The kid asked for my phone number and I said it was private. He said then he wouldn't take my charge card.
I needed the item, so I paid cash, but I was furious. Very rarely go there now unless I need something right away.
For the 6 years we were full time RVers, we did not have a cell phone or even a permanent address. Our mailing address appeared to be a normal street address and apartment number, but it was actually a mail forwarding service and what appeared to be an apartment number was our account number. And we could use their phone number, since they would take messages for us. However, in traveling around the country, I don't know how many people asked for a phone number, and I ALWAYS answered simply, "I don't have one." And I never had anyone question any farther or refuse my credit card.