What is your favorite Quote or Saying?

[Brockwaykid]

You couldnt hit the broadside of a barn door!

 

[cowpatty]

"If???? If my aunt had &@!!$, she would be my uncle!"

---My Dad

 

[MikeD74T]

Said of my workplace management recently: "Some people never seen a turd so big that everyone else shouldn't be able to swallow it!"

 

[groundcover]

He couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.

 

[groundcover]

He is so dumb he couldn't poor water out of a boot if the directions were printed on the bottom.

 

[MossflowerWoods]

He who smelt it dealt it...

Aim at nothing and hit it every time.

What you think about, you bring about.

I try to think and nothin' happens!



David

 

[k0ua]

Computer nerd humor:

"on a clear disk you can seek forever"


James K0UA

 

[wdchyd]

You couldnt hit the broadside of a barn door!

I couldn't hit the broad side of the barn even if I was standing inside the barn...

 

[Cat_Driver]

When people ask me " how are you"

I say - "busier than a grass hopper in a crate of Turkey's"

 

[k0ua]

When people ask me " how are you"

I say - "busier than a grass hopper in a crate of Turkey's"

I like that one!:laughing:

James K0UA