ya might be a redneck if..

[Chuck K.]

You use your FEL bucket to purge your mudbugs




But when purging ~500lbs of crawfish it worked pretty darn good..

 

[Ductape]

You might be a redneck.....................

If you wear flip-flops when operating your tractor.

 

[JOHNTHOMAS]

You might be a redneck................if you make a sunshade for your tractor out of an old hanging window shade.

 

[ampsucker]

..... if you've ever mowed your driveway.....

amp

 

[swmpbgy1]

You might be a redneck.....................

If you wear flip-flops when operating your tractor.

Or bright orange crocs...........

 

[thavil]

..... if you've ever mowed your driveway.....

amp

Hey, I used to resemble that remark before I got my driveway topped with recycled asphalt!!

 

[Chuck K.]

..... if you've ever mowed your driveway.....

amp

Close to the same, mowed my field years ago and found a small block chevy motor I had "misplaced"

 

[Travelover]

........you listen to BOTH kinds of music - Country and Western

 

[Bird]

You use your FEL bucket to purge your mudbugs

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But when purging ~500lbs of crawfish it worked pretty darn good..

500 lbs.? Wow, that oughta be a fine party. I'd rather have those crawfish than lobster. I understand it's gone now, but there used to be a restaurant named Pat's in Henderson, LA, and their super crawfish dinner (7 course meal; all crawfish), just couldn't be beat.

 

[aggiehortguy91]

500 lbs.? Wow, that oughta be a fine party. I'd rather have those crawfish than lobster. I understand it's gone now, but there used to be a restaurant named Pat's in Henderson, LA, and their super crawfish dinner (7 course meal; all crawfish), just couldn't be beat.

Pat's is gone! Say it ain't so! Good food and fun to feed the big drum in the bayou while you wait for your meal.

BTW, I've mowed my driveway before and it's concrete! I cleaned out a swale the other day while wearin' flip-flops, too.

 

[carpenter383]

Good one! (Rednecks are much smarter than we're given credit for being!)

You might be a Redneck if you have to remove a transmission from the bath tub to take a bath.

You might be a Redneck if your highschool curriculum included 4WD pickup maintenance and hunting dog training.

You might be a redneck if the opening day of squirrel season is a school holiday.

I like those


I like being a redneck, I get to use vice grips for a window crank in my truck, use a roll of duck tape for a cup holder, pee off my porch in broad daylight (no visible neighbors) oh and this too..... http://www.tractorbynet.com/forums/...pick-up-truck-vs.html?highlight=truck+tractor

 

[Chuck K.]

IF ya rebuild your Harley in the living room???





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Well.................it was really hot outside and I had a bum leg

 

[Travelover]

.....this is your fire alarm

 

[Donkey Shade Farm]

The wife threatens to leave if you buy one more implement.

I'll sure miss her. At least she left the dog.

 

[DuaneW]

or if you read the previous post as IMPLANT, not implement...

 

[dfkrug]

IF ya rebuild your Harley in the living room???

Oh, CHUCK.....is it time for an intervention? I don't even see a drop cloth....

 

[jmc]

...if you sometimes wish your salad fork had a grapple on it.

 

[jas67]

You might be a redneck if the opening day of squirrel season is a school holiday.

Here in PA, the first day of buck season is a school holiday.

 

[jas67]

IF ya rebuild your Harley in the living room???





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Well.................it was really hot outside and I had a bum leg

Gotta love the Sponge Bob rug! (I have a four year old).

 

[Dieselmh]

I'm not sure, but I was informed by my wife the other day that running through the woods barefoot with a shovel, following a bassett hound looking for copperheads may indeed make me a redneck.