Marlowe
Gold Member
My wife, kids, and grandkids say that I'm digitally challenged. Maybe so, but I'm the only one of the group with a college degree which includes computer programming. I know how the danged things are supposed to work, but is it too much to ask that an "on" button actually turn the equipment on? And while I'm asking, is it too much trouble for the play button to make the danged thing play? I hate DVD's. They may be great, but the machines we put them in are an incarnation from the devil himself, placed here to make our life **** on earth. Another thing I wonder about is the remote. Actually I say "the remote" with tongue in cheek. How many of you really have a single remote? My great room TV has a remote for the DVD, (God only knows how that thing works), another for the TV, and another for the digital cable box, OH, and one for the volume. God forbid the grandson wake up before I get out the door to go to work in the morning. He usually asks that I turn on some movie for him before I leave. That's when I need to call in late to work. I need the extra time to first find the movie, then the remote, then turn on the TV, then the DVD player, then figure out the cable box setting, then hit play over and over on the DVD player, then go wake his mom up and tell her to go figure out those blankety blanked controllers and get that son of a so and so movie playing. She stumbles out of bed as I'm sure I hear the Impossible Mission music playing in the background. Before I can get my coffee for the road she has the movie going and the little guy's breakfast ready. I knew I was in trouble years ago when I found out I needed to go to the start button on my computer to turn the danged thing off!