Mike_Dumond
Gold Member
YOU KNOW YOU ARE FROM MAINE IF:
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
pass a tractor on the highway.
2. "Vacation" means going to Bangor for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit moose more
than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
6. You use a down comforter in the summer.
7. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet
of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
9. You install security lights on your house and
garage and leave them both unlocked.
10. You think of the major food groups as moose meat,
beer, fish, and potatoes.
11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your
girlfriend knows how to use them.
12. There are 4 empty cars running in the parking lot
at the convenience store at any given time.
13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
over a snowsuit.
14. Driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow.
15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel
pajamas.
16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and hard snowmobiling
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
pass a tractor on the highway.
2. "Vacation" means going to Bangor for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit moose more
than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
6. You use a down comforter in the summer.
7. Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet
of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
8. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
9. You install security lights on your house and
garage and leave them both unlocked.
10. You think of the major food groups as moose meat,
beer, fish, and potatoes.
11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your
girlfriend knows how to use them.
12. There are 4 empty cars running in the parking lot
at the convenience store at any given time.
13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
over a snowsuit.
14. Driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow.
15. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel
pajamas.
16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and hard snowmobiling