You can dress me up BUT you can't take me anywhere!

   / You can dress me up BUT you can't take me anywhere! #1  

Stimw

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No matter where I go if I put on nice clothes I end up getting into something dirty!
This goes way back too. When I was 18 I was on my way to my sister's wedding, in the first and last Tuxedo that I have ever worn.
I had to stop and add a couple quarts of oil to my old car. I think it hit me then that I was a bum inside and fancy clothes won't help!
Sunday I was dressed in nice clothes and decided to stop and see a friend who runs a charter boat in St Augustine. I got there as he was returning from a trip offshore.
Well he had a problem with a shift cable on one of his engines so I had to help him check it out.
Then his Mate was cleaning fish and I needed to show her an easier way to do it.
I guess I will never change. :(
 
   / You can dress me up BUT you can't take me anywhere! #2  
When I was a kid my Pop told me I could get dirty in a hospital...things haven't changed much here either :laughing:
 
   / You can dress me up BUT you can't take me anywhere! #3  
It is not rocket science, but I have learned (been taught) to always have work clothes in the car and take the two minutes needed to change.

Works like a charm.

MoKelly
 
   / You can dress me up BUT you can't take me anywhere! #4  
One can change the outer layer but the inner layer still retains all the signs of getting dirty?:D
 
   / You can dress me up BUT you can't take me anywhere! #5  
My wife says I have two kinds of clothes: those with grease stains on them and those that will soon have grease stains on them.:confused2:
 
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My wife says I have two kinds of clothes: those with grease stains on them and those that will soon have grease stains on them.:confused2:

Sounds a lot like the Tractor getting stuck deal.
 
   / You can dress me up BUT you can't take me anywhere! #7  
So what's the problem?
 
   / You can dress me up BUT you can't take me anywhere! #8  
I've got work clothes and I've got good work clothes. I too can get dirty anywhere. All my pants have stains across the front because I seem to always wipe my hands on them instead of a rag.
 
   / You can dress me up BUT you can't take me anywhere! #9  
Forget about wearing any color lighter than dirt and totally forget about wearing white! ;)
 
   / You can dress me up BUT you can't take me anywhere! #10  
My wife wont wash my chore clothes, she says that she will never receive any satisfaction from cleaning them, they are stains on paint on stains with a bit of carhart showing...lol
 

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