Glenn9643
Veteran Member
A joke that was sent to me I thought I would share... Hope it's appropriate; if not delete and no hard feelings!
Subject: tractor
A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads
with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a
car.
His father says, "Son, come with me." He takes him to the barn and points
to the farm tractor and says, "That tractor is needed here on the farm and I
promise that as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car."
The boy was not too happy but he did understand that situation and said,
Okay, Dad."
A week later, his second son (10 years old) approaches him wanting a new
two-wheel bicycle. Well, he gets the same excuse . . ."as soon as that
tractor is paid for . . "
Shortly, a few days later, son number 3, his youngest, comes bugging him for
a tricycle. Again, 'ol Dad gives him the lecture about the tractor being
paid for first.
While leaving the barn, the young boy, more than a little disgusted with the
whole thing, sees a rooster mating with one of the hens and promptly goes
over and kicks the rooster smooth off the hen's back, mumbling to himself
the whole time.
His dad says, "Son, why on earth would you do something like that? He didn't
do anything to you to deserve that!"
The little boy looks Dad right square in the eye and says, "Hey, nobody
rides anything around here until that **** tractor is paid for."
Subject: tractor
A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads
with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a
car.
His father says, "Son, come with me." He takes him to the barn and points
to the farm tractor and says, "That tractor is needed here on the farm and I
promise that as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car."
The boy was not too happy but he did understand that situation and said,
Okay, Dad."
A week later, his second son (10 years old) approaches him wanting a new
two-wheel bicycle. Well, he gets the same excuse . . ."as soon as that
tractor is paid for . . "
Shortly, a few days later, son number 3, his youngest, comes bugging him for
a tricycle. Again, 'ol Dad gives him the lecture about the tractor being
paid for first.
While leaving the barn, the young boy, more than a little disgusted with the
whole thing, sees a rooster mating with one of the hens and promptly goes
over and kicks the rooster smooth off the hen's back, mumbling to himself
the whole time.
His dad says, "Son, why on earth would you do something like that? He didn't
do anything to you to deserve that!"
The little boy looks Dad right square in the eye and says, "Hey, nobody
rides anything around here until that **** tractor is paid for."
