Truck Driving School

[Hillbilly]

Leroy and Henry were taking a test to become a truckdrivers team........The instructor asked Leroy: Leroy suppose you were drivng the 18 wheeler down a mountain highway about 80 MPH and you started into a turn,you lost your brakes and there was another truck stalled in the midlde of the highway,what would be your 1st response??Leroy,thought for a minute and slowly answered:I reckon I would have to wake Henry up...The instructor replied astonishingly: What or how could you be concerned about waking Henry up...when you are about to crash and burn??
Leroy replys: Thats because Henry has never seen a bad wreck before.../w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif

 

[Thomas]

Leroy and Henry driving little to fast around a corner,Henry said to Leroy did you see the trooper behind the billboard sign..and Leroy said yep.
With in mins Henry said to Leroy is that trooper behind us..and Leroy said yep.
Than Hernry ask Leroy does the trooper have his blue lights on and Leroy said..yep..nope..yep..nope..yep..nope..yep. /w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif/w3tcompact/icons/crazy.gif

 

[jhburke]

We had a fellow when I was a kid that when a guy gave him lift. They came to a railroad track the driver asked if a train was coming. He heard nothing until they were on the tracks and the fellow said just one. The driver dumped him as soon as he could get stopped.

 

[Egon]

Is this the occurence?

Egon

 

[Steelfan]

Leroy & Henry are luck guys to make a corner at 80MPH. And then if they do make the corner see reply number 2. And then tell Leroy, and Henry that's what pretrip inspection is for. To make sure you don't lose your brakes. I know its a joke, but thought you wanted to hear from a truckdriver. And one more thing if they do make it around the corner and the truck is stalled, tell them to jump to one side of the rig, and steer into the stalled truck with the other. I saw it happen one time. Kent

 

[Hillbilly]

10-4 good buddy,rubber ducky convoy...............................

 

[MikePA]

<A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.techren.net/mccall/legend.shtml>C W McCall</A> /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

 

[Steelfan]

I don't wear cowboy boots. Nor do I enjoy listening to the CB. I may wear a chain-driven wallet if someone bought me one. LOL Kent

 

[Hillbilly]

I would say he definitely got in his blindspot..

 

[Hillbilly]

A state trooper was driving down the highway. He saw a truck pull over to the side of the road. As he was watching, the driver got out of the truck, walked around to the side of the truck and banged on it several times. The trooper, watching this go on, thought it was odd, but let it pass. Five miles down the road, he saw the trucker stop, get out and bang the truck again, then get back in the truck and drive off. When this happened a third time after five more miles, the trooper couldn't stand wondering what that trucker driver was doing anymore, so he pulled over behind the truck, and went up to the driver and asked why he kept banging the truck. The trucker replied, "The load limit on this road is ten tons, and I have fifteen tons of parakeets in there, so I always have to keep some of them flying around.

 

[Hillbilly]

Two good ole Buckeyes were driving a truck through the back roads of Ohio when they came to an overpass with a sign which read, "Clearance:11'3." They got out and measured their rig, which was 12 feet 4 inches tall. "What do you think?" said one as they climbed back into the cab of the truck. The driver looked to his left then to his right, checked the rear view mirrors, then shifted into first gear."Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance," he said.

 

[njrqs]

Egon

Looks like the guys in the ute may not have had their REALLY LONG ORANGE FLAG up that day??????