Train Ride

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TxSam

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Thought this was funny, sorry if it's already been posted.

The Train Ride

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and Bo Derek. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) Bo Derek thought - "That sleaze ball Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped his face."

(2) Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands
on Bo Derek and she smacked him."

(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on Bo Derek and by mistake she slapped me."

(4) George Bush thought - "I hope we go through another tunnel so I can slap Clinton again."
 
   / Train Ride #2  
Sam,
I don't know if it's been posted before or not. But I have seen it before and I sure do get a chickle out of it every time I read it. Thanks
 
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Love it, wish I was on that train to!/w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif
 

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