Yes, I think that Wen's gentle suggestion to stick with tractor related discussion makes pretty good sense. I'm more guilty than most of digressing from tractor subjects.
So, 'head for the barn' is good advice. As far as I know, if you get caught in the open, squat down on the balls of your feet with your head between your knees. A pointed object, like my head, sticking up makes a good conductor. My other end isn't so pointed. You know that you have to do something quick if you feel you hair start to stand up.
I ran a sound and lighting company for 10 years as a sideline business. I had a sizable PA for live music. I do know quite a bit about ground loops in audio equipment. If somebody really is interested, I could describe the basic grounding concepts, probably through private messages. It's hard to make the music business tractor related.