Tractor for sale advertisement. Funny, but not really!

[Slacker]

FROM THE DAVIS COUNTY CLASSIFIEDS:


Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006
$13,500
06' Farmtrac 360
Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006
06' Farmtrac 360. This Machine is perfect! It has 112 hours and has had its 50 hour dealer service (expensive). Includes FEL and Box blade. It's been adult driven, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a dirt mover and rough mower. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (801)867-XXXX

 

[Highbeam]

So for the last 112 hours this guy has been digging himself deeper and deeper.

 

[IslandTractor]

Here is another ad posted on a telephone poll with photo of an adorable Beagle puppy:

Male beagle found 11:30AM on Tuesday, April 20, corner at 14th and Pine. Approximately six months of age. Mostly brown with patches of white and black spots, slightly crooked tail. Blue collar but no tags. Very friendly. Tasted like chicken.

I saw it on a photo posted on the web.

 

[plowking]

FROM THE DAVIS COUNTY CLASSIFIEDS:
06' Farmtrac 360
Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006
06' Farmtrac 360. This Machine is perfect! It has 112 hours and has had its 50 hour dealer service (expensive). Includes FEL and Box blade. It's been adult driven, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a dirt mover and rough mower. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (801)867-XXXX

He should have bought the backhoe attachment , instead of box blade. Then his problem would go away. plowking

 

[livincountry]

He should have bought the backhoe attachment , instead of box blade. Then his problem would go away. plowking

Have you seen Fargo? In the middle winter out in a field the bad guys are disposing of a body using a tree branch chipper....envision tossing body parts in and spewing blood out on this open expanse of white in the middle of the day.....stealthy!

Once again it proves the point, "men and women were never meant to co-exist"!

Somehow I doubt it will get better after the tractor sells....

 

[midlf]

I've seen the same ad posted on another web board I frequent. Only on this board the item was listed as a GSX crotch rocket.

 

[Farmwithjunk]

FROM THE DAVIS COUNTY CLASSIFIEDS:


Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006
$13,500
06' Farmtrac 360
Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006
06' Farmtrac 360. This Machine is perfect! It has 112 hours and has had its 50 hour dealer service (expensive). Includes FEL and Box blade. It's been adult driven, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a dirt mover and rough mower. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (801)867-XXXX

Only re-affirms my belief that it is better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.