Got this in an e-mail
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If you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of "WorldCom" stock one year ago, it would now be worth $10.59.
If you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of "Enron" stock one year ago, it would now be worth $ 0.71.
If you had purchased $1000.00 worth of "Guinness" (the BEER... NOT the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then traded in the cans at the redemption center, you would have $107.00.
Given the current conditions of the Stock Market, my advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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If you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of "WorldCom" stock one year ago, it would now be worth $10.59.
If you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of "Enron" stock one year ago, it would now be worth $ 0.71.
If you had purchased $1000.00 worth of "Guinness" (the BEER... NOT the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then traded in the cans at the redemption center, you would have $107.00.
Given the current conditions of the Stock Market, my advice is to drink heavily and recycle.