small mules/garden tractor exploits

leonz · May 15, 2014

Well,

The first mowing in my corner of the defrosting and muddy eastern wilderness at 1,140 feet above mean sea level is done but not fiinished.

The issue of 4 months of Mud has reared its ugly head once more on my mountain and the

Municipal Great White Fathers and their DOT Gradall will will not arrive on the mountain before the middle of June or so they say.

The only thing I hate worse than truck fishing with a wrecker is tractor fishing with a mud up to my knees using a thirty foot chain and a truck to pull it out with.

Hopefully they will show up to dig out the neigbors collapsed culvert and solve my
drainage issue, which I have been trying to have removed for 6 plus years.

Or the power of the pen will be used again to contact the
Greater White Fathers with regard to this.

It was bad enough that they have not been taking care of the drainage here and last winter I had the water back up to the top of the road above my hunting grounds and then flood almost thirty foot from the road up the drive way almost to my lamp post.

The salting of the road also created an ice dam over a foot thick that day and the Little great White Father AKA Highway Boss just drove by and looked and drove on without stopping to talk to use as WE were breaking up their ICE dam to enable us to exit the driveway. needless to say an ambulance would never have be able to enter the hunting ground next to the TeePee.

You gotta love living on state highway (I dont).

Yes, I know I could move but it would cost me much more to live somewhere else.

No, I could not afford a four wheel drive mule four years ago.

My rant is done and I feel a bit better so......

Mowbizz · May 15, 2014

Ugh...! Heap big trouble in paradise...You should make a good smoke with the great white father, DOT

Maybe he send braves to help you and squaw sooner... Yahey!

leonz · May 16, 2014

Thank you for the encouragement Mowbiz,

Hopefully when the sky clears and when the eagles, hawks, doves and owls soar over the hunting ground and Tee Pee the ground will dry quickly ponies will no longer be covered in mud and the littlest great white fathers in highway tribe will wake us from our deep sleep wih noisy Gradall and dump truck pack horses with mud baskets for burial mound over mountain pass.

With bad Mud we cannot pull 18 pony flail mower with 19 ponies. Mosquitos, Ticks and Snakes will become nuisance,
bad Septic System gods are requiring that pump tank to sand filter be dug up again for secoind time in 12 moons to appease little warrior bears!!!

UGH!! computer too old to tolerate new spell check files!!

UGH!! I quit smoking 24 winters ago and perhaps I need to start growing tobacco again
to offer to make peace with great white father.
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madmax12 · May 16, 2014

Whatever color they are, the DOT fathers sound anything but great. Big engine might ask little engines what new name might be given to DOT fathers. Possibly, they are mothers.

Big Soap may need to be on hand for those who speak mind too freely.

leonz · May 20, 2014

UGH!

Message for Mowbizz and Madmaxx,

Tee Pee have much Fels Naptha soap if needed for mouth rinsing.

Still waiting for "other" little white fathers septic pumper and repair truck
with sign "Number One In The Number Two Business"

Update from Hunting Ground and Tee Pee @ 1140 feet above Mean Sea Level-
808 feet above Lake Cayuga.

Weather is warm, Sky is clear, Eagles, Hawks, Doves, Robins, Sparrows,
Mosquito's soaring above Tee Pee and Hunting Ground. Much mud
affecting Ponies hooves and and moccasins.

Grass for ponies is growing swiftly like Hawk swooping in dive for prey
to feed hawk babies.

Firewood for coming fall to heat Tee Pee drying slowly.
Have plans to burn Black rocks after this coming fall to save work
by selling old boilers for Tee Pee and buying Coal Stoker for Tee Pee.

Any Tee Pee owners with hot water heat for Tee Pee interested in used coal wood boiler for Tee Pee Please contact little warrior bears through forum- Smoke signals NO work!!!

UGH!