Dozernut
Veteran Member
- Joined
- Apr 6, 2002
- Messages
- 1,589
- Location
- South Eastern Illinois
- Tractor
- ZD1211, RTV900, LX2610SU and a SVL65 CTL
Quotes from Will Rogers
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There are two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
It doesn't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in
your back pocket.
Lastly: There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The
few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the
electric fence for themselves.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There are two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
It doesn't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in
your back pocket.
Lastly: There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The
few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the
electric fence for themselves.
