Oil Shortage Explained

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Rowski

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2004 New Holland TN70DA with 32LC loader, 2000 New Holland 2120 with Curtis cab, 7309 loader
Got this E-mail at work the other day. Most of you may have heard this joke. Some of use live at the end of the internet, it takes a while for things to get to us/w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif.

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Oil Shortage Explained

There's a very simple reason why there is an oil
shortage in the United States: Nobody bothered to
check the oil; we just didn't know we were getting low.


The reason for the oversight is geographical. All the
oil is in Texas, Oklahoma, and Alaska. All the
dip-sticks are in Washington D. C.
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Derek
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