Name for my tractor

[jimmyj]

Ok fellas. MissouriThunder got me thinking (I know, uh-oh). I have to come up with a name for my tractor. I have two old Allis Chalmers with names (Pretty Allis (aka Sweet Allis) and Ugly Allis) and my new Kioti CK30 is in need.

I have thought and thought without success but MissouriT got me thinking, why not ask all of you for ideas.

Here is the context that somehow I would like to relate to the tractor:

I live in Brock Township
We have 10 ac and a hobby farm
We have flowers, meadows, wetland, a pond, an island, woods and pasture
The tractor is a Kioto CK30 TLB
My name is Jim
I have worked with pets all my life and love animals

What should we call the Kioti? Orange Crush? Killer Kioti? Pasture Princess?

Any ideas?????

 

[jimmyj]

Coupla more bits of context

I am a proud Canadian patriot
I am a bit of a redneck
I am an uncle

"Uncle Jim's Canuck cruiser..."

Something has to stick!

 

[campman63]

how about the canadian kioti.

 

[Willl]

How about 'tractor' ?

 

[MikeInEburg]

A buddy has a Troy-bilt mower that he's named "Helen".
Our old Allis-Chalmers was simply "Alice".
We had an old Ford that was "Henry"

But alas, I have yet to come up with a great name for the Kubota. Started out as "Steel Mistress", but it just hasn't stuck...

Mike

 

[missourithunder]

Jimmyj,
I say yaaaaaah baaaaaaby !!! What's a tractor without a name much less without a character. Follow your gut feeling and reminisce on the past of what makes her special to you when deciding on a name. Here are a few more to get you thinking;

1. Brock Township Beast
2. Brock Townshp Bitc*
3. Brock Township Brawler
4. Brock Township Tuna
5. Brock Township Terror
6. Brock Township Pride
7. Mords moi le cul John Deere(I had to call grandad from Maine for that one)
8. Jimmy's Boy
9. Jimmy's Girl
10. Jimmy's Joy
11. Jimmy's Toy
12. Jimmy's other wife
13. Jimmy's girlfriend
14. Jmmy's playtoy
15. Canadian's Crime
16. Canadan Christ
17. Canadian Crusifix
18. Canadian cattle
19. Canuck canine
20. Canuck canvas

What say you fellow tractor lovers. Let's help him out (especially you ole fuddy-duddies; you guys are the ones with the catchy phrases). Keep us updated Jim please.

MissouriThunder

 

[CurlyDave]

I just call mine "John".

Yours is the wrong color for that.

"Naughty Girl" has always been a favorite, although my wife does not appreciate the humor.

 

[lawn_king]

My kubota is lexus jade, after the white dog pictured.

 

[wolc123]

Since it is orange and from the far east, I would call it "sushi".

 

[Thomas]

Wait until you really got stuck or bump your head or toe than names well flow.