James I need a little help!

[k0ua]

Just now, I was sitting here browsing around, when the wife in the back room says "James I need a little help!"
"What do you need?" shouts I. "You just need to come here", so I go back to her office, and there she sits with a nail repair kit in front of her and a finger from both hands super-glued nicely together.. We got the acetone bottle and a Q-tip and I got them unstuck, but it took a bit. That stuff glues nothing as well as human skin. Yep I am pretty handy to have around, wasps swatted, spiders stepped on, and fingers unstuck.. jack of all trades.

James K0UA

 

[dmccarty]

How long have you been married?

Did you tell her that you posted this story?

If so, how long will you have been married?

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

Will you EVER let her forget that she glued her hands together?

Later,
Dan

 

[k0ua]

How long have you been married?

Did you tell her that you posted this story?

If so, how long will you have been married?


:laughing::laughing::laughing:

Will you EVER let her forget that she glued her hands together?

Later,
Dan

Shhhh.. she never reads this..umm.. about 30+ years. Shhhh... not so loud..

 

[Soundguy]

more like a james of all trades!

 

[murphy1244]

We now have something to bribe you about. Maybe James could wash and wax our tractors. :shocked: :cool2:

 

[k0ua]

We now have something to bribe you about. Maybe James could wash and wax our tractors. :shocked: :cool2:

That's cold man... cold

 

[murphy1244]

That's cold man... cold

Well, What are friends for...

 

[Soundguy]

i don't think my tractors would know what to do with a wash job!

 

[k0ua]

i don't think my tractors would know what to do with a wash job!

Yeah, they pretty much lose all character when clean

 

[Soundguy]

some of mine might go into shock.. or think they were being prepaired to be sold.. .. would probably promptly break down at that point to prevent sale..